- Drabbles of the Zikyung Kind (1/3)
Title: Drabbles of the Zikyung Kind (1/3)
Fandom: Buhlockuh B
Pairing(s): Various ships
Rating: K-T
Warnings: Delusional OTP-ing;fluff&crack
Summary: A small series of drabbles exploring the adorableness that is the ZiKyung ship. Of course along with the ZiKyung ship comes along a whole myriad of other ships. Let the fun begin.
A/N: I enjoy ZiKyung fics. A lot.
Too bad there aren't too many of them.
;~;. Unedited like woah.
Sorry this took a long time.
Enjoy~.
"You're the fisherman and I'm the fish. I'm going crazy. Say it already, I'm in a hurry."
- Mino (B.O.M.)&Park Kyung|Be Quiet
1 - Separating them was the only choice.
Word Count: 355 words
Pairings: ZiKyung&U-Bomb
"Guys! Stop it, you're making a scene! Please Jiho, just don't do anything and separate. Both of you, step away from each other. The restaurant manager is going to kick us out!"
"Minhyukkie, please stop it!"
"Stop it guys!"
A derisive sneer. "Oh man, but I was having so much fun. Why spoil it?"
"Shut the fuck up, little bitch. Don't talk to Kyungie like that."
Yookwon tried to hold back an angry Minhyuk while Kyung was in the same position with a riled up Jiho. Both were struggling to hold back their pissed off significant other. After not too much of a struggle the angry males, as gently as they could- they didn't want to hurt their boyfriends after all- wrenched themselves out of feeble handed grips and attacked each other. Fury was evident in their eyes as they spit curses and taunts while throwing punches.
"Fuck you! I saw you looking at Kwon; he's mine bitch so don't fucking look."
"I glanced over because you were trying eye-fuck the shit out of MY Kyung, you little shit."
Kyung and Yookwon looked on helplessly as the males fought without even pause. Yookwon looked over to the other male, wringing his hands and teeth worrying at his bottom lip, much like himself and he almost chuckled if it weren't for the current situation. Kyung, as the other male Jiho referred to him as, turned to him apologetically.
"I'm so sorry, this happens a lot. I don't understand why, but it does." Kyung bowed ninety degrees to the other male.
"Ahhh, no. I feel your pain, I... This happens a lot to me too." Yookwon replied sheepishly.
The two struck up a conversation, and forgot about their warring boyfriends. Said boyfriends were thrown out and left outside, staring in at them through the glass storefront. Yookwon and Kyung opted to stay inside for a decent meal, like what was originally planned, until two idiots decided to be stupid. They left the store and were immediately taken away from each other, but not before promises of another lunch. And so, a beautiful friendship was immediately struck up.
2 - The celebrations started as he fell into the pool.
Word Count: 353 words
Pairing: ZiKyung
Kyung grinned as he snuck around in the kitchen, trying not to make a single sound. He zoomed past the rack of soju on the floor and watched his target through the glass doors that led to their pool. Jiho was there back turned to him- 'How opportune," he thought to himself- talking on the phone. He started to pace and Kyung caught a glimpse of a worried look on Jiho's face. By the vibrating phone in his back pocket, Kyung figured that the ever paranoid and over protective male was calling him because he was fifteen minutes late getting home.
"Typical Jiho," he mumbled to himself.
He moved deftly out of sight when the other male came into the house for a drink. When Jiho left to go back outside, he left the glass doors open; something that Kyung abhorred but found it ideal for his current plan. With Jiho's back turned to him, he booked it and tackled Jiho into the pool. Both came up spluttering and gasping for air, seconds later.
"What the fuck, Kyung!" Jiho exclaimed spluttering. "What the fuck do you think you were doing? We could have fucking died! Aish, and I was just worrying my fucking guts out because you didn't come home yet."
Kyung pouted sullenly and Jiho felt some of his anger ebbing away. "Sorry, I wanted to surprise you," he said sadly. "It's a special day you know."
Jiho scoffed, "Well it didn't work. You almost killed me; what's this important surprise shit anyway? What's today?"
Kyung looked unhappy at Zico's reply and just sighed.
"Happy anniversary yeobo." He replied getting out of the pool discouraged, he ran inside and locked the door.
Zico felt the blood drain out of his face.
"Shit. Shit. Kyungie, I'm sorry baby. Please let me in."
Kyung just pouted at him from inside the house. Jiho would have gotten angry at this if Kyung didn't look so damn cute. He groaned and sat on the terrace in dripping wet clothing.
Ten minutes later, he was let back inside, with a towel and a lapful of apologetic Kyung.
3 - I had to do it to persuade him
Word Count: 340 words
Pairing: ZiKyung&voyeur!Block B
"Please please please please hyuuung!"
"No, aishh. Why am I doing it anyway?"
"Because~ Kyungie! Jiho only gives in to you. We all know that."
Kyung tried to grab for an example opposing that but came up short.
"Damn."
"Seeeeee? So go go go! Ask him hyung!"
"Hwaiting Kyungie~!"
"Jihoon, Yookwon. Shut up, I'm already going."
Kyung walked over to a smirking Jiho who had been listening in to the conversation the entire time.
"Um, Jiho-ah~. Ne, I have a favor to ask," Kyung had aegyo on full blast and Jiho noticed, his smile becoming wider and greasier by the second- which was totally wrong because grease was Kyung's territory.
"Mmm. So I heard." Jiho replied smoothly, taking up all the room on the couch. "Go on."
Kyung rolled his eyes, too annoyed to keep up with the aegyo. "Jiho wants the T.V." he retorted curtly.
"Ahh? Is that so?" Jiho smirked a little. "Fine, on one condition."
Kyung snorted, "For him or for me?" he asked sarcastically.
"For you Kyungie, my love. Ppoppo." He pointed at his left cheek. "Right here."
Kyung narrowed his eyes and tried to stalk off in a huff but Zico stood up from his seat and caught his wrist and turned him around.
"Aish, hey. No turning back! No go on. My kiss please~." Jiho made a deliberate show of presenting his cheek fully to the other, face looking to the right.
"I'm going to kill Jihoon." Kyung muttered to himself before doing the request.
He looked behind him, the other members being all such voyeurs. Jihoon looked particularly happy as he watched the scene intently. Kyung sighed and turned back to Zico, he gave another sigh and went on his tiptoes to give him a quick peck. And as all cliches must go, Jiho turned his head at the last second and stole a quick kiss from Kyung's lips instead.
He ran like the wind, locking his bedroom door on the way to protect himself. Kyung's girly slaps were rather painful.
4 - How do I make him notice me?
Word Count: 371 words
Pairings: Ninja!ZiKyung;TaeHoon;slight!U-Bomb;foreveralone!Jaehyo
Taeil was cuddled up nicely to Jihoon's side, a strong arm around him, reading a book he had been meaning to get to when he was ripped out the maknae's grip and thrown into one of their rooms. After getting his sense of balance back, he saw Yookwon and Kyung staring at him solemnly, his head throbbing in time to Jihoon's pounds on the dorm door.
"Huyngs! Give me back Taeil!"
"Yah! We need him for a second maknae! Go and prank Jaehyo or something." Yookwon yelled back, settling on the floor.
You could have felt P.O.'s pout through the door.
"Fine, but I'm giving you guys twenty minutes and then I want Taeil back." he whined.
"Yeah yeah, go now Jihoon!" Kyung replied. "We'll be real quick."
Taeil sat on Minhyuk's bed looking at the two curiously. "Ne, what's up guys?"
Kyung and Yookwon looked at each other before speaking. "Yookwon needs help." Kyung started. "Romantic help..."
Taeil blanched, "Wait, then why are you asking me? I can't help there."
Yookwon took a deep breath before starting, "Well hyung, here's the thing. You know who I like and we all know that he likes me; Kyungie and I noticed though that he doesn't act on it unless he's jealous... And that's where you come in."
"B-but! I don't want to die!" Taeil started to flail, getting up and pacing. "W-what about Kyung? Jiho? Jaehyo? J-jihoon?"
Kyung laughed, "We decided it'd be too awkward if I did it, Minhyuk would kill Jiho or Jaehyo- nor will Jiho do it- and Jihoon would never do it because he loves you too much." Yookwon and Kyung giggled like little girls when they saw the blush on Taeil's face.
"Cuuu~te," they giggled. They soon regained composure and became serious. "Ne, you're the only one that Minhyuk won't harm." Kyung continued nodding.
"Yeah! You're too cute hyung. No one wants to hurt you." agreed Yookwon. "Plus, everyone else will see it as you being the adorably friendly hyung that you are, and Minhyuk overreacting."
Taeil sighed, if he agreed now, it would go faster and he could go back to cuddling with Jihoon. Damn it.
"Fine," he consented.
Kyung and Yookwon cheered.
5 - Angry was the boss's default setting
Word Count: 232 words
Pairing: ZiKyung
Kyung stood in front of his boss, head down in shame. He was being scolded again for being late. He cursed Jiho in his mind; the male practically clung to him this morning refusing to let him out of bed. It resulted in him being late twenty minutes to the cafe he worked at with a hickey the size of Africa on the side of his neck.
"Kyung, your my best worker but I can't tolerate you being late one more time! This behavior has to stop and soon. Unless of course you want to be unemployed, which according to this constant lateness is looking pretty clear to me."
Kyung's boss was a young man probably four, five years older than him, he was usually stoic but when he was angry, boy did the flames from hell rise.
"I'm sorry sir," he replied sullenly. "It won't happen again." He bowed ninety degrees to the boss and rose, still looking down.
The other just sighed, "You're lucky you're such a good worker Kyung, now come on. Get your uniform on; it's time to work." He left the locker room, pausing to ruffle Kyung's hair as he went out the door.
The smaller male just sighed in relief. Oh man, he's going to kill Jiho when he gets home. Or better yet, kick him out of the bedroom. Kyung nodded, yeah. That will do.
Fandom: Buhlockuh B
Pairing(s): Various ships
Rating: K-T
Warnings: Delusional OTP-ing;fluff&crack
Summary: A small series of drabbles exploring the adorableness that is the ZiKyung ship. Of course along with the ZiKyung ship comes along a whole myriad of other ships. Let the fun begin.
A/N: I enjoy ZiKyung fics. A lot.
Too bad there aren't too many of them.
;~;. Unedited like woah.
Sorry this took a long time.
Enjoy~.
"You're the fisherman and I'm the fish. I'm going crazy. Say it already, I'm in a hurry."
- Mino (B.O.M.)&Park Kyung|Be Quiet
1 - Separating them was the only choice.
Word Count: 355 words
Pairings: ZiKyung&U-Bomb
"Guys! Stop it, you're making a scene! Please Jiho, just don't do anything and separate. Both of you, step away from each other. The restaurant manager is going to kick us out!"
"Minhyukkie, please stop it!"
"Stop it guys!"
A derisive sneer. "Oh man, but I was having so much fun. Why spoil it?"
"Shut the fuck up, little bitch. Don't talk to Kyungie like that."
Yookwon tried to hold back an angry Minhyuk while Kyung was in the same position with a riled up Jiho. Both were struggling to hold back their pissed off significant other. After not too much of a struggle the angry males, as gently as they could- they didn't want to hurt their boyfriends after all- wrenched themselves out of feeble handed grips and attacked each other. Fury was evident in their eyes as they spit curses and taunts while throwing punches.
"Fuck you! I saw you looking at Kwon; he's mine bitch so don't fucking look."
"I glanced over because you were trying eye-fuck the shit out of MY Kyung, you little shit."
Kyung and Yookwon looked on helplessly as the males fought without even pause. Yookwon looked over to the other male, wringing his hands and teeth worrying at his bottom lip, much like himself and he almost chuckled if it weren't for the current situation. Kyung, as the other male Jiho referred to him as, turned to him apologetically.
"I'm so sorry, this happens a lot. I don't understand why, but it does." Kyung bowed ninety degrees to the other male.
"Ahhh, no. I feel your pain, I... This happens a lot to me too." Yookwon replied sheepishly.
The two struck up a conversation, and forgot about their warring boyfriends. Said boyfriends were thrown out and left outside, staring in at them through the glass storefront. Yookwon and Kyung opted to stay inside for a decent meal, like what was originally planned, until two idiots decided to be stupid. They left the store and were immediately taken away from each other, but not before promises of another lunch. And so, a beautiful friendship was immediately struck up.
2 - The celebrations started as he fell into the pool.
Word Count: 353 words
Pairing: ZiKyung
Kyung grinned as he snuck around in the kitchen, trying not to make a single sound. He zoomed past the rack of soju on the floor and watched his target through the glass doors that led to their pool. Jiho was there back turned to him- 'How opportune," he thought to himself- talking on the phone. He started to pace and Kyung caught a glimpse of a worried look on Jiho's face. By the vibrating phone in his back pocket, Kyung figured that the ever paranoid and over protective male was calling him because he was fifteen minutes late getting home.
"Typical Jiho," he mumbled to himself.
He moved deftly out of sight when the other male came into the house for a drink. When Jiho left to go back outside, he left the glass doors open; something that Kyung abhorred but found it ideal for his current plan. With Jiho's back turned to him, he booked it and tackled Jiho into the pool. Both came up spluttering and gasping for air, seconds later.
"What the fuck, Kyung!" Jiho exclaimed spluttering. "What the fuck do you think you were doing? We could have fucking died! Aish, and I was just worrying my fucking guts out because you didn't come home yet."
Kyung pouted sullenly and Jiho felt some of his anger ebbing away. "Sorry, I wanted to surprise you," he said sadly. "It's a special day you know."
Jiho scoffed, "Well it didn't work. You almost killed me; what's this important surprise shit anyway? What's today?"
Kyung looked unhappy at Zico's reply and just sighed.
"Happy anniversary yeobo." He replied getting out of the pool discouraged, he ran inside and locked the door.
Zico felt the blood drain out of his face.
"Shit. Shit. Kyungie, I'm sorry baby. Please let me in."
Kyung just pouted at him from inside the house. Jiho would have gotten angry at this if Kyung didn't look so damn cute. He groaned and sat on the terrace in dripping wet clothing.
Ten minutes later, he was let back inside, with a towel and a lapful of apologetic Kyung.
3 - I had to do it to persuade him
Word Count: 340 words
Pairing: ZiKyung&voyeur!Block B
"Please please please please hyuuung!"
"No, aishh. Why am I doing it anyway?"
"Because~ Kyungie! Jiho only gives in to you. We all know that."
Kyung tried to grab for an example opposing that but came up short.
"Damn."
"Seeeeee? So go go go! Ask him hyung!"
"Hwaiting Kyungie~!"
"Jihoon, Yookwon. Shut up, I'm already going."
Kyung walked over to a smirking Jiho who had been listening in to the conversation the entire time.
"Um, Jiho-ah~. Ne, I have a favor to ask," Kyung had aegyo on full blast and Jiho noticed, his smile becoming wider and greasier by the second- which was totally wrong because grease was Kyung's territory.
"Mmm. So I heard." Jiho replied smoothly, taking up all the room on the couch. "Go on."
Kyung rolled his eyes, too annoyed to keep up with the aegyo. "Jiho wants the T.V." he retorted curtly.
"Ahh? Is that so?" Jiho smirked a little. "Fine, on one condition."
Kyung snorted, "For him or for me?" he asked sarcastically.
"For you Kyungie, my love. Ppoppo." He pointed at his left cheek. "Right here."
Kyung narrowed his eyes and tried to stalk off in a huff but Zico stood up from his seat and caught his wrist and turned him around.
"Aish, hey. No turning back! No go on. My kiss please~." Jiho made a deliberate show of presenting his cheek fully to the other, face looking to the right.
"I'm going to kill Jihoon." Kyung muttered to himself before doing the request.
He looked behind him, the other members being all such voyeurs. Jihoon looked particularly happy as he watched the scene intently. Kyung sighed and turned back to Zico, he gave another sigh and went on his tiptoes to give him a quick peck. And as all cliches must go, Jiho turned his head at the last second and stole a quick kiss from Kyung's lips instead.
He ran like the wind, locking his bedroom door on the way to protect himself. Kyung's girly slaps were rather painful.
4 - How do I make him notice me?
Word Count: 371 words
Pairings: Ninja!ZiKyung;TaeHoon;slight!U-Bomb;foreveralone!Jaehyo
Taeil was cuddled up nicely to Jihoon's side, a strong arm around him, reading a book he had been meaning to get to when he was ripped out the maknae's grip and thrown into one of their rooms. After getting his sense of balance back, he saw Yookwon and Kyung staring at him solemnly, his head throbbing in time to Jihoon's pounds on the dorm door.
"Huyngs! Give me back Taeil!"
"Yah! We need him for a second maknae! Go and prank Jaehyo or something." Yookwon yelled back, settling on the floor.
You could have felt P.O.'s pout through the door.
"Fine, but I'm giving you guys twenty minutes and then I want Taeil back." he whined.
"Yeah yeah, go now Jihoon!" Kyung replied. "We'll be real quick."
Taeil sat on Minhyuk's bed looking at the two curiously. "Ne, what's up guys?"
Kyung and Yookwon looked at each other before speaking. "Yookwon needs help." Kyung started. "Romantic help..."
Taeil blanched, "Wait, then why are you asking me? I can't help there."
Yookwon took a deep breath before starting, "Well hyung, here's the thing. You know who I like and we all know that he likes me; Kyungie and I noticed though that he doesn't act on it unless he's jealous... And that's where you come in."
"B-but! I don't want to die!" Taeil started to flail, getting up and pacing. "W-what about Kyung? Jiho? Jaehyo? J-jihoon?"
Kyung laughed, "We decided it'd be too awkward if I did it, Minhyuk would kill Jiho or Jaehyo- nor will Jiho do it- and Jihoon would never do it because he loves you too much." Yookwon and Kyung giggled like little girls when they saw the blush on Taeil's face.
"Cuuu~te," they giggled. They soon regained composure and became serious. "Ne, you're the only one that Minhyuk won't harm." Kyung continued nodding.
"Yeah! You're too cute hyung. No one wants to hurt you." agreed Yookwon. "Plus, everyone else will see it as you being the adorably friendly hyung that you are, and Minhyuk overreacting."
Taeil sighed, if he agreed now, it would go faster and he could go back to cuddling with Jihoon. Damn it.
"Fine," he consented.
Kyung and Yookwon cheered.
5 - Angry was the boss's default setting
Word Count: 232 words
Pairing: ZiKyung
Kyung stood in front of his boss, head down in shame. He was being scolded again for being late. He cursed Jiho in his mind; the male practically clung to him this morning refusing to let him out of bed. It resulted in him being late twenty minutes to the cafe he worked at with a hickey the size of Africa on the side of his neck.
"Kyung, your my best worker but I can't tolerate you being late one more time! This behavior has to stop and soon. Unless of course you want to be unemployed, which according to this constant lateness is looking pretty clear to me."
Kyung's boss was a young man probably four, five years older than him, he was usually stoic but when he was angry, boy did the flames from hell rise.
"I'm sorry sir," he replied sullenly. "It won't happen again." He bowed ninety degrees to the boss and rose, still looking down.
The other just sighed, "You're lucky you're such a good worker Kyung, now come on. Get your uniform on; it's time to work." He left the locker room, pausing to ruffle Kyung's hair as he went out the door.
The smaller male just sighed in relief. Oh man, he's going to kill Jiho when he gets home. Or better yet, kick him out of the bedroom. Kyung nodded, yeah. That will do.