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splashblue067

018- Not impressed

May 16, 2010 21:16

We're in a magic castle flying through space, what's a little bad weather going to do? Honestly.

ilu water, queen bitch, whaaaatever, the city is weird

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stfu_im_praying May 17 2010, 02:14:51 UTC

Yeah, seriously! I mean, it's not like a storm is going to do any big shit. Aside from probably flooding, but even so.

By the way, I'm Hidan and I'm new here.

splashblue067 May 17 2010, 03:20:49 UTC

I'm sure a place like this has fail-safes for any kind of natural disaster, anyway.

Nice to meet you. My full title is DRN-067 Splash Woman, but that's a mouthful, so you can call me Splash.

stfu_im_praying May 17 2010, 03:48:43 UTC

...can I call you "Splashy" instead? It sounds a little more catchy. To me, at least.

You mind if I get that white stuff off of your hair? It's fucking huge and it's an eyesore. How in the hell did you not notice?

[Hidan, you're going to get a big surprise soon.]

splashblue067 May 17 2010, 04:05:51 UTC

...Splashy. [This is Splashy's unimpressed face. She is doing it as hard as she can.]

I would love to see you try, in fact.

stfu_im_praying May 17 2010, 13:41:58 UTC

Sure thing, Splashy~.

[Reaches over to yank it off, but...]

...HOLY SHIT! What the hell is that thing made out of?! It's fucking stuck like glue!!!

splashblue067 May 19 2010, 03:22:30 UTC

It's part of my helmet. I'm a robot, you nit.

And it's Splash Woman to you.

stfu_im_praying May 19 2010, 17:21:02 UTC

...what in the fucking hell is a robot?

Yeesh, Splashy. Your parents must have hated you if they thought up of a name like that.

splashblue067 May 19 2010, 18:26:09 UTC

[UGGHH how many times does she have to explain this.]

I am a functional machine capable of performing tasks on my own. I do not have parents. I was designed and built by Dr. Thomas Light and intended to work for the army.

stfu_im_praying May 19 2010, 18:31:47 UTC

[Sorry, Splash Woman. Hidan's never seen something like that back home so that's why.]

...oh. Well, that clears up most things.

I still think that you should've gotten a better name, though. "Splash Woman" sounds awkward to say...

[Quit your whining, Hidan.]

splashblue067 May 20 2010, 05:21:38 UTC

It's the standard naming format for all humanoid robots.

[She is still being ~curt~ with you. Gosh you people and your never hearing of robots before.]

stfu_im_praying May 20 2010, 18:38:12 UTC

Will you at least go for "Splash Lady", then? It sounds sexier than "Splash Woman".

Or I could just go with a nickname. Anything you have in mind?

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