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[splash_the_cat]

Email I received earlier:

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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2008
From: the dwinn
To: Jules
Subject: You need one of these for your garden

http://www.designtoscano.com/product/garden+statues/fantasy+statues/assorted+creatures+outdoors/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do

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Dude. DUDE. Best garden statue E.V.A.R. I wonder how many neighbors would think it's actually a body in the fading light of dusk and call the cops.