Yes, Virgina, there is such a thing as too much porn.
Unrelated to porn: I saved my coworker's eleven-year-old daughter from Potterdamerungian disappointment on Friday. Coworker didn't know about the Borders wristband process for picking up books, nor that they had moved their timetable up by 12 hours. They were just planning to go there that night and get in line with their pre-order receipt.
But all ended well, and their wristband was procured,and the kid thinks I am awesome. Good way to end the week.
Also unrelated to porn: I heard a rumor that there's an IHOP going in just like three miles from my house. OMG. IHOP. It's almost as good as getting a Waffle House.
Tangentally related to porn: Slutty liberal women and their ridiculous desire for dirty consequence-free sex are RUINING THE ENVIRONMENT with hormonal birth control tainted pee!111!!1 (oh, worldnetdaily, you just make it so easy.)
Actually related to porn: Sam and Vala have TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN. Granted, I'm not complaining, because, OMG HOT, but still. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WRITE, LADIES.
But all ended well, and their wristband was procured,and the kid thinks I am awesome. Good way to end the week.
Also unrelated to porn: I heard a rumor that there's an IHOP going in just like three miles from my house. OMG. IHOP. It's almost as good as getting a Waffle House.
Tangentally related to porn: Slutty liberal women and their ridiculous desire for dirty consequence-free sex are RUINING THE ENVIRONMENT with hormonal birth control tainted pee!111!!1 (oh, worldnetdaily, you just make it so easy.)
Actually related to porn: Sam and Vala have TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN. Granted, I'm not complaining, because, OMG HOT, but still. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WRITE, LADIES.