Conversations in domestic bliss.

[splash_the_cat]

Last night at Chez Splash.

Me: "What's for dinner?"
The dwinn: "Leftover suprise."
Me: "Leftovers? What leftovers?"
The dwinn: "The leftovers."
Me: "From when?"
The dwinn:"Christmas... before Christmas?"
Me: "Is this going to kill me?"
The dwinn:"Nah, it won't kill you. Pause. You might not be happy later..."