a. dwinn What can I say? I'm a canon-whore. b. Um... c. A gnome-loving gardner with a scary knowledge of all things B-movie. d. When you finally move up to OT6 in SG-1. You haven't yet, have you? e. And then they became pirates. f. Jack serenading Sam on his harmonica, just before giving her his grandmother's ring and announcing he would like two boys and two girls, as Sam orgasms for the 5th time just by looking at him. g. Julie Julie Julie. h. It would start when certain people start sending other certain people bubble wrap for lack of stick figures.
There are a few crazy femmeslashers out there who like to interpret things I say when I'm drunk oddly, but mostly it's Splash/Dwinn all the way.
Except for the OT4 people. But those guys are on the edge.
And then there are the "Wiener Menagerie a Trois" folks, but that's like a fandom of two.
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
Certain faculty members, and that guy who hates fanfiction.
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
Hm. A lot like Temperance Brennan, I should think.
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
Geez. That fic where she fell off the driveway, I was like "WHO DOES THAT?"
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
And that's how Splash and Mer started the zombie apocalypse, and how Dwinn saved the world. (It's really a Dwinn-as-hero story, but Splash has some good lines.)
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b. Um...
c. A gnome-loving gardner with a scary knowledge of all things B-movie.
d. When you finally move up to OT6 in SG-1. You haven't yet, have you?
e. And then they became pirates.
f. Jack serenading Sam on his harmonica, just before giving her his grandmother's ring and announcing he would like two boys and two girls, as Sam orgasms for the 5th time just by looking at him.
g. Julie Julie Julie.
h. It would start when certain people start sending other certain people bubble wrap for lack of stick figures.
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There are a few crazy femmeslashers out there who like to interpret things I say when I'm drunk oddly, but mostly it's Splash/Dwinn all the way.
Except for the OT4 people. But those guys are on the edge.
And then there are the "Wiener Menagerie a Trois" folks, but that's like a fandom of two.
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
Certain faculty members, and that guy who hates fanfiction.
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
Hm. A lot like Temperance Brennan, I should think.
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
Geez. That fic where she fell off the driveway, I was like "WHO DOES THAT?"
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
And that's how Splash and Mer started the zombie apocalypse, and how Dwinn saved the world. (It's really a Dwinn-as-hero story, but Splash has some good lines.)
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
Kitten panties and a bread knife.
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
mrv3000, mainly; woodface plays ( ... )
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*backs away slowly*
No, really... o_O
mrv3000, mainly;
I promise to be a benevolent BNF. Unless you screw up on Julie canon, and then God help you.
woodface plays Splash on Fandom High, though...
WOO!!!
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