I have no words. Okay, I have a lot of words, and most of them are "Oh for fuck's sake."

[splash_the_cat]

To quote fairmer, "Chivalry is dead and I killed it."

Ladies, pay attention now. This is how feminism is ruining it for all of us.

"The day men and women have the same level of power is the also the day when chivalry dies. Many women enjoy visiting bars and having men buy them drinks in exchange for a casual conversation. It seems that after all the

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[mrv3000]

1) I'm totally choosing the booze, however I have absolutely no problem paying for it myself.

2) Where's my insta-man who escorts me home at night? Where? (Insta-man also needs to bring booze.)

3) Oceanside dude - officially has the intelligence of a damp twig.

4) Most times when I see these "Oh, better not be too self-sufficent there, gals! You won't like it!" opinions, it's really not about women. It's about men who have no idea how to cope in relation to women who are independent. In their minds they're losing their traditional roles (i.e., buyer of drinks, bringer of bacon, payer of wedding rings, etc.) and are freaking out. Frankly, this opinion piece sounds like it was written in the 1970s.

[yamadara]

2) Where's my insta-man who escorts me home at night? Where? (Insta-man also needs to bring booze.)

Woooo! Yes! Insta-man should also bring chocolate.

[mrv3000]

Totally! And DVDs.

[yamadara]

And take you to Disneyland every week!

[mrv3000]

OMG, dream dude!

[riffalike]

You need better dreams than Disneyland.

[mrv3000]

But what's better than Disneyland and booze?

[technolope]

Throw in some weed and peyote. I'm sure that'll do.

I have a mighty need for some red snapper.

[simianpower]

I think you can buy Instaman™ at Whole Foods, right next to Canned Whole Chicken™ and Whoop-Ass Cola™. :)

Instaman™ is pneumatic!
Instaman™ is easy!
Instaman™ comes with a convenient travel-case!

coming soon... Instaman™ behavior modules!

BWAH!!

[mrv3000]

God, I love Whole Foods. They have everything!