Ha! For
nandamai:
Statler and Waldorf from the Balcony.
ETA: And for
mrv3000:
The Giant Prehistoric Duck of Central Australia And because *knocks on wood* I'm actually writing again and I haven't done this forever, some snippage. Plotless, fluffy S/J friendship fic.
"Fair shmair. You know how Jonas is about food." He reached out and grabbed Carter's sleeve, tugging her off the road. "Come on," he said, and clambered up the embankment that ran along the road, where a low stone and mortar wall bordered a field of something bright green and spindly.
Parking himself on the wall with an exaggerated sigh, Jack scooped up one of the cookie-like things in one hand. Holding up his empty hand, he said, "An abstract like 'fairness', or," and he dropped that hand, now holding up the cookie. "Cookies."