Because It's All About Us -- Answers

[spk1121]

Props to everyone who answered my polls, especially those who did all 35 of the flist questions!  Fantastic.

SPK1121

• If SPK ever has a daughter, he would like to name her... LYSISTRATA.  After a Greek heroine, though Athena would also be cool.
• If SPK ever has a son, he would like to name him... BENJAMIN.
• SPK would like to have how many kids? 3-4.  Everyone seemed to know I want at least 2!  Funny.
• SPK does which of these entertaining things?  MIMING GAGS.  Why are people thinking I cough on others for fun?
• Is SPK a virgin? HELL, YEAH! Yeah, that whole "waiting until marriage" thing has its drawbacks sometimes.
• Is SPK intelligent? YES or LIKE DOLPHINS would both be acceptable.
• Is SPK handsome? *grimace*  I knew I would get the ol' ego bruised on this one, but I am interested to know what people might think when they see my online profiles.  If you guys think I'm just alright and you actually know me to some extent, I seem to be at a disadvantage when random strangers check me out. *sigh*
• Is SPK funny? Interesting.  I thought more people would pick "affirmative" or "hysterical" rather than just the more neutral "I think so."  If I don't have the looks and the brains are so-so, I really do need to be funny!
• SPK watches which of these?  ALL OF THE ABOVE.
• SPK owns which of these movies?  This was harder: Groundhog Day, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Dave, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, What About Bob?  I think I've seen all of them, though, with the exception of Boyz in Da Hood.
  

FLIST & A FEW OTHERS -- 1, 2, 3

• _erin is a pharmacy student. -- TRUE.
• beckatsila has authored and published a book. -- TRUE.
• ccopperpot would be considered an excellent driver. -- FALSE.  This is by his own admission!
• cornfields is a lesbian. -- FALSE.  Married to a fellow named Jay.
• david_itman's last name is Itman. -- FALSE.  He is an info tech man, his last name begins with S.
• hellokitty138 has been a competitive equestrian. -- TRUE.
• jedibuttercup likes to write fanfic featuring Serenity, Stargate, Buffy, sometimes all of them at once! -- TRUE.
• jesc has given birth to twins, but gave one up for adoption. -- TRUE.  No one got this, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
• jttttttt's dad worked as a carpenter. -- FALSE. (I think)  As far as I know, he is a plumber and hasn't done regular carpentry work.
• kbfreckled "inherited" my job as a graduate assistant in Indy. -- TRUE.
• leftyviolist enjoys playing a game called Settlers of Catan. -- TRUE.
• librarygal once got shushed by a patron in the library. -- TRUE.
• living_in_books studied to become a nuclear technician. -- FALSE.  She is pretty smart, though!
• lobstermagnet owns a dog named Magnum. -- FALSE.  A cat named Miles.
• lola_joan studied to be a librarian, but works in another field. -- TRUE.
• michaela080 works within the field of speech pathology. -- TRUE.
• moogie277 has known SPK since kindergarten. -- TRUE.
• mudstang94 splits his time as an electrician and as a plumber. -- FALSE.  Studied architecture, now doing building construction management.
• phantomrain liked the Macarena back in the day. -- FALSE.  As far as I know.  She is into vampires and fantasy, not cheesy dance crazes.
• playnejayne2002 has one biological son and 3 stepsons. -- FALSE.  One daughter, three soon-to-be stepdaughters with her fiancee.
• psychogryphon has had surgery on her back. -- TRUE.
• sarah_mae13 keeps a regular reading log. -- TRUE.
• sauoceangirly went to Liberty University. -- FALSE.  sau = Spring Arbor University.
• schnibbles has been with her boyfriend for over 8 years. -- TRUE.
• sergeantbond once worked at Victoria's Secret. -- FALSE.  He did, however, work at Pier One.
• sephina met SPK at the Ball State Fencing Club. -- TRUE.
• silentknight once got so drunk that he passed out on the side of the road. -- FALSE.  This totally incongruent thought amused me so I used it!
• specialk141 had to explain what phone sex is to a friend in college. -- TRUE.
• squealnakedcatj has an affinity for squirrels. -- TRUE.
• tv_elf will sometimes use a wheelchair to get around. -- TRUE.
• wendanyon is a huge Chicago White Sox fan. -- FALSE.  Boston Red Sox. *shudder*
• yourmamachula lives in Tallahassee, FL. -- FALSE.  Boston area.
• zacho817 works as an interpreter for the deaf. -- TRUE.
• SPK's brother has been to Brazil. -- TRUE.
• SPK's parents have been married for 35 years. -- TRUE.