Еще себе на память...

[spivaki]

- Беня, как зовут твою новую учительницу в школе в этом году?
- Missis Vaiman. Daddy, you know, Missis Vaiman is married to Missis Singer!
- And why is that?
- You called missis when you are married to someone. Missis Vaiman is missis, she is married. And Missis Singer is missis, she is married. So Missis Vaiman is married to Missis Singer!