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Yellow

Oct 11, 2007 02:50

Title: Yellow
Pairing: John Nolan/Conor Oberst
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: yellow
Summary: Conor is a terrible decorator. John copes through drinking and sex.
Word Count: 895
Disclaimer
Warnings: Terribly bad ending. I couldn't figure out how to finish it. Then when I did... I forgot.
Notes: I'm on crack. Kelly's on crack. End of story.

( I'll have a Blowjob and chase it with an Orgasm. )

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_poetic_harlot_ October 11 2007, 07:04:42 UTC

Peervy caveman Jesse wants in your glitterhole. RUNAWAY!!!

And. You know. Since that has almost nothing to do with the fictionzz. XP Onward to the comments!

So. You already know that this pairing is so unbelievably imbalanced that it makes me heart thud happily in muh chest. Seriously. I do not know what the fuck John was thinking, but he got the cutest, most insane Conor. Ever. And this little Conor makes me want to kick kittens, just to get rid of some of the CUTE. Because it's an overload.

Really, though. John should've seen all this coming. John is never very smart. Poor John. Jesse is like. Ridiculously horny. Going for guys in cardigans. Honestly.

This is really fucking long. And it's me babbling since, HELLO, it is three in the morning. But yes, I think my favorite, favorite part is drunk!John. Because he's just a mess. I love him. I'm shutting up now.

fedradiowires October 11 2007, 17:49:11 UTC

THE KITTEN ICON! AHAHAHA

They are not imbalanced. Between them, they have a whole ass. Almost. I think John was thinking, "Hm, he's pretty."

*does not say who bartender in cardigan was* Also. Cardigans are sexy on dudes. GO GRANDMA FASHION!

I like drunk!John too. Moreso than happy!Conor. But. That was to be expected.

_poetic_harlot_ October 11 2007, 17:52:05 UTC

Snicker. I am so amazingly idiotic at 3AM. Wow. It is impressive.

BUT YES. THE KITTEN ICON, FRANKIH!!! KITTTTTEEENNNNSSS!!!!

Pssh. We all know Jesse likes them looking like hobos or old men. And dear goddd, I will never get over the sheer amazingness of pervy Jesse.

Drunk!John wins over happy!Conor because John is drunk more than Conor is happy. AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!?!

fedradiowires October 11 2007, 18:56:57 UTC

KDev does not look old. Or like a hobo.

And. It is not my fault.

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