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Here's a meme for anyone who gives a flip. I forgot where it came from so I'm sorry if I stole it from you and I didn't give the proper cred. *passes out*
1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?: If I was feeling charitable, perhaps. I'm somewhat selfish.
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?: Um, no. I may be selfish, but not insanely superficial.
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?: hell nah.
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?: Yes, I'm convinced of my seasonal depression.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?: That's a huge fear of mine, and yes I do.
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?: Yes, of course I'm nosy.
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?: I live within one mile of a slough and within ten miles of a lake. And to answer that question, no.
11. When someone says they love you, do you naturally want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?: No, when my boyfriend says it to me, I respond meaningfully, as I do with my parents or close friends.
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?: No, but what the hell do I need a reason for? I'm fucked up beyond coherency. (is that a word?)
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States? I used to. Funny how things can change so fast...
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?: Especially in cases with my boyfriend, if he feels bad about something I was upset about, it makes me unhappy. I wouldn't want anyone to cry for me.
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?: Not unless an impeachment occurs.
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?: Nope.
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?: If it was a skunk, hell nah. If it was an adorable frog, heck yes.
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?: He was re-elected, and I can't predict these things so I refuse to answer.
25. Should a license be required to have children?: Um...no? That would be fucking stupid.
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?: No, i hate it when people talk to me when I'm trying to listen to music. Unless this person is Chester or Chris Martin, leave me the fuck alone.
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?: It wouldn't be fair for me to judge.
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?: No, i just like to laugh at the idiot who named it an island.
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?: I thought she did leave him...?
33. Do you ever run with scissors?: Of course I have. Stupid question...
34. Have you done something illegal today?: Not today...
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?: Being a nobody, IMO. I hate being ignored.
Do you think someone will ever try to assasinate Michael Moore?: One of Bush's hitmen, if anyone. That would suck.
37. What song are you listening to at this very second? (If you aren't listening to anything, turn on the radio.): Outta Control Remix -- 50 Cent featuring Mobb Deep (hot damn)
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?: Round. I prefer normality in food.
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?: Yes. But I always do stupid things. I'm obviously living in fear, eh?
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infallible?: That would be a great question if I knew what infallible meant.
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?: Um...duh? Tried boarding an airplane recently?
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?: Why are we burning Anne Frank now? She was a fucking poor Jewish girl during WWII. Hows about we leave her diary alone, kkk?
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?: Yeah, I'd approve if MY bf was bisexual. That's hot.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?: Due to my heathen nature, I would.
45. Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?: Um, no. I'd have to go with the polar opposite. Thanks to monkey man.
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?: Heck yes.
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?: Several, but Jon is taking my mind off them as of late.
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?: Not usually. Unless I'm the one online.
53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?: Yes. Think I'm going to share it now? You wrong.
54. Do puppies melt your heart?: Yes. I read "Of mice and men" and I cried when Lennie's puppy died. That could because of my period, though.
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?: Speaking for the general populace, yes.
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?: In some cases, sure.
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?: FUCK NO. And I hate it when people tell me to watch my language when I fucking say that.
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?: Both. DOn't ask me questions like this when I'm menstruating. Please.
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?: Yes. Diamonds are Forever by Mr. Kanye West and Jay-Z. Fo realz.
72. Do certain swear words just roll of your tongue?: The fuck word does. Quite frequently.
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?: *gags* Both.
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?: Neck with Jon, whatever i feel like with other peeps.
75. Do you use your mind enough?: Doubtful.
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?: Hen. I have sympathy for ugly things.
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?: Yes, my auntie.
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?: no idea.
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?: once and awhile.
80. Pet owners: If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?: Rudie would be bi, thankyouverymuch.
81. Would you like to be cloned?: no. i'm one of a kind. damn.
82. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?: I look more like a Chester. I also feel more like a Chester.
87. Do you think police officers have the right to use a stun gun on a 13-year old?: Does this 13 year old have a tech nine in their back pocket?
89. Would you let your child spend the night at Michael Jackson's house?: If it was a girl I might consider it.
90. Do you often forget what day it is?: Yes, I have only a long term memory.
91. Do your grandparents play bingo a lot?: No...
92. Do you own a copy of Thriller by Michael Jackson?: I wish. Hah.
93. Do you prefer reading or writing?: Writing, but sadly I haven't done much of that for awhile.
94. Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?: Hamsters. I buried my dead one by the river once.
95. Do you think animals have a religion?: My dog worships her food.
99. Do you think the teenagers who take abstinence vows are probably the ones that weren’t going to have sex in the first place?: Dur.
102. Does the word "hello" seem formal to you?: nope
103. Do you think that schools should be allowed to ban un-natural colored hair?: Our school doesn't like it but they allow it sometimes. Fucked up school it be.
104. Is it possible to love someone and hate them at the same time?: For sure.
107. Does cursive handwriting serve any real purpose nowadays?: why does it matter?
108. Have you ever had melted cheese on your fries?: my leg is cramping.
116. If we keep making exceptions for homosexuals, do you think the next generation of homosexuals will be spoiled brats?: Since when are we making exceptions for them? Aren't we making their lives harder?!
117. Can experience be gained just by reading?: no, you can get a nifty lexicon though.
118. Do you have any gay friends?: one closeted, i think. not quite sure tho.
121. Your first black eye: got it. a couple days ago, actually.
123. Do you look more at someone’s mouth or eyes when they are talking to you?: Eyes. Especially with Jon. *melts in blue eyes*
124. If you were around second-hand-smoke enough, would you be swayed to smoke yourself?: no, i'd puke.
125. Do you think anyone can be an actor?: I AM an actress, beyotch.
126. Okay, what song are you listening to now?: Superman -- Dina Rae, Eminem
127. Do you talk just to hear yourself, even when you’re alone?: No. I talk to keep myself company.
131. On vacation, do you usually take more pictures of landscapes or buildings?: Landscapes. But who cares?
132. Do you think pit bulls should be illegal to own?: No. That's not fair.
133. Are your parents willing to help you through college?: Hell nah. They're selfish. And broke haha.
134. Is it obvious that one of your family members did drugs in the sixties?: My mom admits to it. Then gets pissed when she suspects me of pot smoking. Me? Smoking pot? That's like...sacrilege.
135. Do you think people worry too much about being open-minded?: No. I don't. I think being open minded is definitley a good thing.
139. Should ‘freak dancing’ be banned from school dances?: No, if people want to look like hookers, we should let them. If not entirely for everyone elses amusement.
140. If Fox created a sitcom starring Jennifer Lopez, would you watch it?: Um... fuck no.
146. Can Lindsay Lohan really sing?: It's doubtful. I don't really care.
147. Are you more creative alone, or with others?: neither. i'm not creative. Jon's the creative one. *wink wink* Hahaha no. Pretend you didn't read that.
151. Do you like to play dominos?: yes.
152. Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like?: take a wild guess.
153. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?: I used to think so, but now there's really only one person who I find attractive so yeah.
158. Beef or pork?: pork. you can't get diseases from it. Like mad cow.
159. Was this survey random enough for you?: No. I wasn't asked what my favorite position was. That was disappointing. =P
160. Is this the longest random survey you’ve ever taken?: I will not give you the satisfaction of knowing. Sorry.