Math
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If a = flea infestation
b = walking
c = writing 5000 words on my newest story
d = watching low brow comedies while knitting a hat
e = positive attitude
f = exhaustion
then
- e [(a + b + c) + (- a - c) + 10000000b + d] / f
= my week