Just how many peeps in a posse???

May 23, 2007 20:06


This is actually from a while back, funny to see how the answers change.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would it be?
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but only if he were standing really close to Bush, the new Pope, and my ex.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
I don't even know where to begin

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Who do I NOT want to punch in the face?

4. What is the best kind of cheese?
Muenster

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
That would have to be hard salami, with mozzarella, sweet pickles, oil, vinegar, oregano, pepper, a few black olives, and some mayo...

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Toss up, Vin Diesel, Angelina Jolie, or Jet Li.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Peter Steele, hopefully I'd survive it.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
Buy some booze, call the girls, and head out.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Greece.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Ouzo, that says it all.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
DiSo

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I would go to the day before my little sister met that child raping son of whore, and murder him in cold blood.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I can make all the rules I want, whenever I want.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Suicide Show. All Emo. People would pay, I know they would.

15. What is your favorite expletive?
Son of 70,000 Whores!!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Remove knife from under my pillow, and get out. I saw that movie, no going upstairs, or to the garage thank you.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Foo - the white elephant I got on the day I was born.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Hopefully have really amazing sex. With a few minutes left over to read. ;)

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Telepathy

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The first time I saw the Hudson Valley from Perkins Peak at Bear Mountain.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
Hmm. I can think of a couple of things, but I won't put them here.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Croatia, or Romania

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Highlander

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
Laura's 'cause she's the furthest away.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Edna St. Vincent Millay

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Grandpa

27. What's your theme song?
Currently it's "Coin Operated Boy" because
omharlot  introduced me to the joy that is The Dresden Dolls. All hail the fellow 'ho!
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