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I was at the mall the other day sniffing around at the stores there looking for something for fathers day and some gurl in the parking lot had something stoled and a cop showed up and weighed like 365 pounds! How the hell can you be a cop at 365-ish pounds? damn PIGS..literally!!!
Then he says to the lady, "Dont worry I'll catch him!" .............He'll catch him? .....Right. Maybe if the crooks hauling ass with a cheesecake! This lard ass couldn't of caught the sumbitch if he had no legs and had to run! Aint they got some sort of weight restrictions to be a policeman??.........Damn, I'd be afraid to get pulled over by this fat bastard for fear he'd have a heart attack and then they'd think I killed him or something! ...fat bastards!!!!!!
And wouldn'tya know it they had that *cellulite columbo* parked out front of the food court! This is ridiculous! No wonder criminals aint scared to rob no more cause they know officers *Fat and Fatter* can't run without hitting a breathing tube every 5 minutes!
ya can't have Biggie Smalls Texas Ranger running after a shoplifter with *cini mini* all over his hands and mouth! Letsput a salad bar in that police station! Like a policeman told a feller after he was robbed, "I'll catch him, but let me finish my Aunt Annies cinnamon and sugar pretzel!" ....i could soooo hear that commming from a pigs mouth....
just thought id share......
Well ne ways today i went to the dentist n i found out i gots me a few cavities....sad day....AND that my wisdom teeth r comming n....bleh....
hmm Tony called me today....YAYAY...it was nice being able to talk to him....i miss him hella
Last day of school tomorrow!! ...FINALLY