This article has seemed to prove useful to more than one person in the last couple of days, so glad to have found it:
Beaver Overthinking Dam!! Hahaha.
Also for irony, different people seemed to get photos of me on Sunday, looking like this:
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Too funny. The one day the digital paparazzi is out in full force (sometimes the flash duels were so insistent I thought we'd all go blind. Maybe thats why I kept burying my face in my hands?).