Customer service
Janine: "Thank you for calling Aaron Brothers in Mira Mesa, this is Janine how can I help you?"
Brainless Customer: "Who?"
Janine: "This is Janine..."
Brainless Customer: "Oh..., is this Aaron Brothers?"
The now irked Janine: "Yes it is"
Brainless Customer: "And where are you guys located?"
Janine: *dies*
I love how customers will come in to my store at 8:55pm, and they ask what time I close, and I tell them "We close in less than five minutes". They say, "Oh, we'll be quick", and at 9:15pm they look all offended when I get short with them for keeping me after. Because there is no POSSIBLE way that I could have a life outside of the store. I couldn't be married and have a gorgeous husband waiting to shag me rotten once my delicate toe enters the doorway. Or, heaven forbid, be a broke college student who has finals tomorrow morning, you know because it's not the time of year or anything.
On the uphand, I came home tonight, and found a teeny tiny froggy in my hallway, and when I came closer, it made a wee hop and my heat went all pitty pat. I swear it's an omen.
Love,
Janine
P.S. Happy almost birthday to me
Brainless Customer: "Who?"
Janine: "This is Janine..."
Brainless Customer: "Oh..., is this Aaron Brothers?"
The now irked Janine: "Yes it is"
Brainless Customer: "And where are you guys located?"
Janine: *dies*
I love how customers will come in to my store at 8:55pm, and they ask what time I close, and I tell them "We close in less than five minutes". They say, "Oh, we'll be quick", and at 9:15pm they look all offended when I get short with them for keeping me after. Because there is no POSSIBLE way that I could have a life outside of the store. I couldn't be married and have a gorgeous husband waiting to shag me rotten once my delicate toe enters the doorway. Or, heaven forbid, be a broke college student who has finals tomorrow morning, you know because it's not the time of year or anything.
On the uphand, I came home tonight, and found a teeny tiny froggy in my hallway, and when I came closer, it made a wee hop and my heat went all pitty pat. I swear it's an omen.
Love,
Janine
P.S. Happy almost birthday to me