Mini Rant: Dumb bitches who walk in the middle of the street
So I was out with Reggie and Brian a day or two ago, and need I remind all of you that high schoolers still have their asses in school, so they get out at the regular time. We're driving down the road, and Brian has to slow down - slower than usual on a non-cloudy, non-blizzardly winter day - because, what? A squirrel was crossing the street? He had to curve around a large stick in the middle of the road? A crater caused by a meteorite???
No.
Some stupid bitch was walking in the middle of the road, with her surrounding (but scattered) posse.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD!
It's not as if the road is any less crappy than sidewalk! They both suck! So stick to the sidewalk!
But no. This dumb hoodrat , instead of moving out the way in when she noticed us behind her, continued to take her sweet time moving her fat ass out of the way of oncoming traffic.
And to make it all worse, she was talking on her cell phone.
This just makes me wish there was a cowcatcher in front of the car, so I could mow down any fat bitch - who thinks that walking like a mammoth in the middle of the street is fine and that all cars should move for her - without mercy, sending her flying through the air and getting caught on a transformer up on a telephone poll like stupid deer on a train track in the way of a speeding train!
God!