WHILE IN THE SHOWER WHERE I DO MY MOST A++++ THINKING I CAME UP WITH A TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE PLOT.
SEE SNAFU COMES FROM THE PLANET OF RAPTORS AND IS ACTUALLY AN AGENT FOR THE INTERGALACTIC TIME TRAVEL BUREAU AND HE'S BEEN ASSIGNED TO TIM'S CASE. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE PORTAL BACK WON'T BE OPEN FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS...
GUESS IT'S GOOD THAT SNAFU'S HAD YEARS OF TRAINING TO IMPERSONATE A HUMAN AND NIFTY RAPTOR SHAPESHIFTING TECHNOLOGY. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS KEEP TIM ALIVE AND WITHIN REACH FOR A FEW YEARS...WHICH IS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS WHEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLD WAR.
...and at night, Snafu watches Tim from afar, practising in his mind how he will tell him about who, and what, he truly is. Time travel is a funny thing; Snafu has been to many worlds and many time periods - he knows what happened at Jurassic Park and how badly Tim was hurt as a kid - but he can't see his own future, his own destiny. The real question he has to ask is: will Tim be able to trust him? Will he be able to put past prejudices aside, take his hand and follow him back to the time where he belongs? Snafu holds tight to the hope that it will all work out okay. He sighs. If he loses hope, he loses everything.
~FOR REFERENCE~spirographMay 23 2010, 22:11:51 UTC
While in the shower before, I got thinking about Raptors....and I was thinking, y'know, how did there get to be a PLANET OF RAPTORS. And I thought, well. Maybe the raptors first appeared millions of years ago on earth, and they evolved to a certain point where they were quite intelligent, thinking strategically and all that, and then an alien race recognised that a giant, species destroying asteroid was hurtling toward Earth, and decided to check out what kind of life was living on the planet just in case. They saw the Raptors and thought, wow, they've got potential (where as the T-Rex's kind of didn't) and saved a bunch of them to take home to their super advanced alien world
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Re: ~FOR REFERENCE~spirographMay 23 2010, 22:36:53 UTC
"...and maybe, just maybe, he considers that going home won't be all it's cracked up to be. What does he have to go back to? More long, arduous missions assigned to him by the bureau? Truthfully, he doesn't have much in the way of family to go back to and he's sure his neighbour won't begrudge him too much for abandoning his house plants. He looks up, through the rain toward where Tim is sitting, propped up against a rock. His chest tightens when he realises that quite soon they might literally be worlds apart...centuries apart. He closes his eyes and tries not to think about it.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
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BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW 8| MY FACE IS WHEN I DO CLICK ON THAT
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BOO BBERRY, BOO.
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SEE SNAFU COMES FROM THE PLANET OF RAPTORS AND IS ACTUALLY AN AGENT FOR THE INTERGALACTIC TIME TRAVEL BUREAU AND HE'S BEEN ASSIGNED TO TIM'S CASE. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE PORTAL BACK WON'T BE OPEN FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS...
GUESS IT'S GOOD THAT SNAFU'S HAD YEARS OF TRAINING TO IMPERSONATE A HUMAN AND NIFTY RAPTOR SHAPESHIFTING TECHNOLOGY. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS KEEP TIM ALIVE AND WITHIN REACH FOR A FEW YEARS...WHICH IS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS WHEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLD WAR.
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I ACTUALLY JUST DIED A LITTLE. THAT IS SO AMAZING. PLANET OF RAPTORS. FKJHAF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
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SO GENIUS. CAN'T STOP WRITING??????
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"WILL THE BLACK GUY BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE EATEN?"
Y/Y
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS.
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