Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Answered with random song quotes. From Random songs on my itunes.
1.How late did you stay up last night and why?
"Don't pretend you've never been there. The writer's subject script isn't getting any deeper. Don't quit till 47.I'm not saying that I'm not breaking some hearts tonight"
2.What was the first thing you thought when you got up?
"I always put myself in destructive situations. We've got a big big mess on our hands tonight. Let some light shine in to remind me what I've done and where I've been."
3.Who were you with last Friday night?
"The painful realization that all-s gone wrong."
4.Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
"Take your taste back, peel back our skin and try to forget how it feels inside. You should try saying no once in a while."
5.Will you be driving in a year?
"I don't believe in the wasting of time. I don;t believe that I'm wasting mine."
6.is there anything that you are craving right now?
"And in my honesty observation, during this operation, found a complication in your heart, so long 'cause now you've got maybe just two weeks to live. If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing?"
7.When did your last hug take place?
"I can't see how the way you leave me alone makes us close. I must be out of touch"
8.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling your name?
"Go helter skelter. Well will you, won't you want me to make you?"
9.Have you ever started a sentence with "No offense, but..."?
"with our hands all tied to the blades of their design we are armed and ready to commit this crime."
10.Do you drink tea?
"I'm a big girl now. See my big girl shoes. she comes out at night when the moon's filled up and your eyes are bright then I think I simply aught to."
11.Have you ever been arrested?
"They'd stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider wrong."
12.Have you made a mistake this past week?
"For once I want to be the car crash, not always just the traffic jam."
13. What are you listening to right now?.. "We're gonna play an original.This song is called headspin. ...Then I hear you say 'lets live for the moment this time'"
14.Do you miss someone?
"I miss you. Every single word you spoke echoes in me like a memory of hope. Ringing in me now that you're somewhere else. I miss you a lot. I love you. It's okay, you can go now."
15.Do you miss someone (why is this the same as 14?)?
"Staring right back in the face a memory can't be erased. I know because I tried. Start to feel the emptiness and everything I'm gonna miss. I know, that I can't hide. When you come back down, If you land on your feet, I hope you find a way to make it back to me."
16.are you happy with your life right now?
"Shake your bon bon. You're a Mata Hari. I wanna know your story."
17.in the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
"Lately I've been feeling low. a remedy is what I'm seeking. I take a taste of whats below. Come away to something better. What I want is what I've not got. And what I need is all around me. Reaching, searching, never stop and I'll say. If you could keep me floating, just for a while..."
18.What was the last movie you saw?
"Boy I bet my friends will all be stunned. They're stunned. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me."
19.What do you need to be doing right now?
"Corrected the grammar and sent them back. I'm casually obsessed and I've forgiven death. I'm a total wreck."
20.Who do you hate?
"Dear world I'm pleased to meet you. Hey everybody when my daddy died he had a sad sad story written in his eyes. Hey everybody when you walk the walk you can't measure out your life to the tick of a clock."
21.What do you wear to bed?
"whatever you want. It's no big deal."
22.Do you think you will be married in 10 years?
"Another ditch in the road, you keep moving. Another stop sign. You keep moving on and the years go by so fast."
23.What were you doing at 6pm last Friday night?
"Forgive me father, why should you bother? Try honesty try honesty. hop in your dump truck reverse for good luck, ride over me, ride over me. Take on the whole world, fight with the young girls. Die tragedy die tragedy. Call me a cheapskate, come on for Pete's sake. Cry agony, cry agony.P
24.Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
"Can't find it in the bible, can't find it on T.v."
25.What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
"My life has changed in oh so many ways."
26.Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
"I would not sleep in this bed of lies. There'll be no rest for these tired eyes. I'm marking it down to learning."
27.Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
"mmm. sludge. Filth. oohh you'll love my ah-ah-ah toxic love." Hahahah. this one is great.
28.Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
"It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice. it's a shame I doubt they even care. No one is to know about this."
29.What's on your bedroom floor right now?
"sugar high. Gotta have it really need it to get by."
30.Who's the last person you got into an argument with?
"Saying I love you has nothing to do with meaning it. And how long has it been since someone you let in has given what I gave to you?"
31.Do you trust people?
"We follow them like fools. believe them to be true. Don't care to think them through."
32.If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
"If you say run, I'll run with you. If you say hide, we'll hide. Let's sway under the moonlight, the serious moonlight."
33.How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
"It's the things you do that'll make me fall, so in love with you." Hell yeah! FIVE! haha.
34. Do you like anybody right now?
"I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside but as think as you are, pay attention. My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expression, the lights are not all on upstairs."
35.When was the last time you had your hair cut?
"She sat me down and took me by the hand. She said I'll try to make this painless if I can."
36.Would you rather be mad or sad?
I will be the one to leave you in the misery and hate what you've become."
37.Whats the best feeling in the world?
"We're gonna dance now. Hey Mr. Dj put a record on yeah. we're gonna bury this town tonght. Gonna dance all night. We're gonna dance tonight, dance tonight. Let it go."
38.Are you close with your mom?
"Invitation only. Grand farewells. Crush the best one of the best ones. Clear liquor and cloudy eyed. Too early to say goodnight. You have stolen my heart."
39.Are your parents strict?
"It's my turn to fly. Father be with me tonight. I'm right on target, keep the dream alive. Give me the chance tonight, I'll prove what's in my eyes, bring us to victory, our dreams become reality."
40.Do you tell your parents everything?
"Don't be aroused by my confession."
41.Name one fear you have:
"I am the one winged bird for flying sinking quickly to the ground. I am a blind man for a watchdog. I am prime for giving. I'll show you all that I am."
42.Does the thought of marriage scare you?
"Chim chiminee chim chim che-roo. I does what I likes and I likes what I do."
43.How many kids do you want?
"You see the thing is I just don't have the time. are you stupid or just a little slow? No it's not gonna happen not in a million years"
44.What's your favorite color to wear?
"You set my soul alight. Supermassive black hole"
45.Who was the last person in your bedroom?
"The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there and they began to wail."
46.What did you do today?
"Jump with them all and move it. Jump back and forth and feel like you were there yourself and work it out."
47.Would you rather be rich & sad or poor & happy?
"If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich." I pick happy.
48.do you get bored easily?
"Somebody save me"
49.What's something that someone can do that really bothers you?
"Feel good."
50.Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
"You can't forget cuz you know nothing but my name cuz I don't want to hear about people I don't know. Not you, not him, not her no.You only see what I let you see."
51.Do you ever wish you were famous?
"Liar, Liar. If we're keeping score."
52.Do you make a wish at 11:11?
"I sense there's something in the wind"
53.When you go to the beach do you swim or lay out?
-This song is called water shock and has no lyrics....
54.Who's the last text message you received from and what did it say?
"for reasons unknown"
55.What are you freakishly obsessed with?
"Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, man made up a story, said that I should believe him. Go and tell your white knight that he's handsom in hind-sight but I don't want the next best thing. Spend her whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience and the dumb appreciation but this story needs some mending and a better happy ending."
56.What's your favorite song at the moment?
"We're always, too always in doubt. Works on me...Wasted, nothing's free. Was black was bruised. Fucked up 22. Was fucked at 22. I'm amazed you eat, you sleep, you function at all. -Flowers and Silence- I've never been colder."
57.Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?
"Stay, stay"
58.Can music affect your mood?
"stars shining bright above you. night breezes seem to whisper I love you."
59.What piercings do you want?
"Living like life's going out of style."
60.Have you ever been in a cave?
"she said it's cold outside and hands me my raincoat."
61.what counts as a cave?
"In a lonely place. Try to put a word in for me. It's been so long since I've found a space. Better put in two or three."
62.Do you have a dirty mind?
"don't you like the peace that fights you when you're on your knees. A digital window and a planned afair. Hey pretty air, tie my feet where they become a pair."
63.What would you do if you found out your ex is engaged?
"Lets dance" I think this one came up already...
64.Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
"Hey remember that time"
65.Have you ever really wanted something so bad and got it?
"I hope I find you feeling healthy. I'm so glad our paths crossed this time today."
66.What would you do if you saw a person fall down a flight of stairs?
"Don't be cruel."
67.Are you aware of what happens around you?
"I got your pawns, and your bishops and castles all inside the palm of my hand."
68.When is your next road trip?
"California here we come."
69.Would you consider having a long distance relationship?
"Let's fake an answer for the curious. Let's fake it all for the fame."
70.Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
"I guess you're the only one that nobody changes. I guess you're the only one left standing when everything else goes down."
71.Do you need to know everything about some one's past?
"Gimmie gimmie gimmie don't ask what for"
72.What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
"Would you beleive I'm crawling up the walls again. Is it in me or something in the water?"
73.Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
HOLY CRAP! "I got the magic stick."
74.Anything hurt on your body right now?
"This is the story of the year right here. This is hot water music. Put ya ramen in it."
75.Have you done anything bad recently?
"I don't need an education. I learned all I need from you. They got me on some medication. My blood is pumping through my veins. Somebody get me out of here, I'm tearing at myself. Nobody gives a damn about me, or anybody else."
76.Who is the last male you rode in a car with?
"I dreamed myself a million times around the world but I can't get out of this place."
77.Who is the last person to make you laugh?
"Living dead girl."
78.Have you ever been stalked?
(yes actually)"I'm not giving up, I'm making your love. This city's made us crazy and we must get out."
79.Last time you were shocked by something good?
"If you care to find me, look to the western sky. as someone told me lately everyone deserves a chance to fly and if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free.Nobody in all of OZ no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down."
80.Do you have any strange or odd things in common with your best friend?
"Fuck your God. It's not like you killed someone. It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side. Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed. He did it all for you."
81.Do your best friends know each other?
"So why don't we go somewhere only we know."
82. Do your best friends know your family?
"words a flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup. Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind."
83. Do you think you will be married by the time you are 35?
It chose to play the friends song from the princess bride in which there are no lyrics but it is the song for Fezik and Inego.
84.Is there something you're doing tonight?
"Remember to breathe."
85.Would you rather someone be honest and hurt you or lie and save your feelings?
"I'm not sorry. It's human nature."
86.Have you told anyone you love them this week?
"Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"
87.Last four things you drank?
"Nice try squirrel Dib. I laugh at your piteful attempt ast spying. Here I go..MAahahahahaha"
88.Next thing you will do?
"we never got that far. This helps me to think all through the night."
89. Do you like roses?
"I'm sick of your tattoos."
90.Would you ever date someone 10 years older than you?
"Might as well be walking on the sun."
91.What is your favorite kind of hot drink?
"Take what you need till you're body's numb"
92.What was the last thing you procrastinated doing?
"the world is not enough but it such a perfect place to start."
93.What is something about you that someone probably wouldn't guess?
"I'm mr. White christmas. Im mr. Snow. Friends call me snowmizer."
94.What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator?
"Do you believe in magic? It's magic if the music is groovy, makes you feel happy like an old-time movie."
95. Do you watch TV or listen to music more?
"Substitutiary locomotion come to me." is that both then? a musical?
96.Did you ever intentionally vomit?
"You gotta be cruel to be kind in the right measure."
97.Would you rather your lover have amazing eyes or an amazing smile?
"If I'm caught in the middle I know this will be the end of me"
98.What month is your birthday in?
"As far as they see, they can offer no explanation. Reach into my head to steal the glory of my story."
99.What is your favorite kind of gum?
"Cupid draw back your bow." (best I can make of this is the bubble blowing kind?
100.Would you consider yourself a bad or good influence?
"this is how it works. It feels a little worse than when we drove our hearse right through that screaming crowd."
101.Do you like the show A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila?
"I got this feeling and it's deep in my body It gives me wiggles and it makes my rump shake." (yeah it really says that.)
102.Would you rather have an apple or an orange?
"Maybe he won't find out what I know."
103.Do you enjoy watching other people trip?
"Click click boom" I think that is a yes...
104.Would you consider getting a tattoo?
Ha, nice. "tattoo my body with every broadway show."
105.What time is it?
"We got us a map...to lead us to a hidden box.."
106.Who can't you stand?
"She's got the look."
107.Do words hurt you?
"Fitting you with weapons in the form of words."
108.Did you sleep at least 7 hours last night?
"But you suffered peacfully. I can't can't wait till you see see see what death and disgust have done to me."
109. Do spiders scare you?
"Let's spend the night together"
110.Halloween or Christmas?
"When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night I excell without ever even trying. I jack! the pumpkin king have grown so tired of the same old thing." I'm going with Halloween but it is also christmas....
111.Would you rather wear glasses or have braces?
"say yes say yes say yes say yes. I won't ever make another promise."
112.Do you think that your name defines who you are?
"I can't change my name but I could be your type."
113.Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
"Knoooooow somethin. I got range... I got Range like no mother-fucker knows!" That actually fits..I go for both.