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☈001.

Jul 13, 2009 00:30

-What? What the hell is this place? The festival is starting, I don’t have time for this bullshit, and I DO NOT HAVE GODDAMN KIDS.

Why the hell would I ever get married, let alone have kids?! The hell is wrong with this place! ...wait, Hao-sama? No, that doesn't make any sense, why would-

...my cigarettes are gone.

WHY ARE MY CIGARETTES GONE.

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kol_shevik July 13 2009, 11:45:26 UTC

[May or may not be totally trespassing in your new back lawn.]

Ну! They take loud child and replace him with loud woman.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 02:08:26 UTC

What?

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 02:21:46 UTC

All of Soviet Mayfield can hear you, little comrade.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 02:26:57 UTC

Soviet Mayfield.

[1/2] kol_shevik July 14 2009, 02:39:18 UTC

Да. You are in Russia's house.

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 02:41:30 UTC

...Actually, that [He points to the next house over, though the fence is mysteriously missing between them.] is Russia's house.

But this is also in Russia's house. Mayfield makes everything confusing.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 02:45:23 UTC

...oh. You're the neighbor.

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 02:58:48 UTC

Little Stripes is a liar and you should not listen to things he says~

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 03:17:48 UTC

The runt hasn't said a word about you.

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 03:23:45 UTC

Then it is him....1446 shall stop rebelling soon. Until then, you should make it easier upon self, little comrade, and join Russia now. Do not lay down to Mayfield.

1/2 spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 03:36:28 UTC

I only follow Hao-sama. The rest of the world can go to hell.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 03:37:31 UTC

Now get off my goddamn lawn before I kill you.

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 03:47:46 UTC

нет, I suggest you leave my lawn, little comrade.

spiritsmoking July 14 2009, 03:53:40 UTC

This is my lawn, fatty. Yours is back where you came from.

Leave. You aren't worth my time.

kol_shevik July 14 2009, 17:56:29 UTC

I am big-boned!

...And I am only here for shovel actually, but now I do not want to leave. I think I will stay.

spiritsmoking July 15 2009, 03:22:32 UTC

[there's a small pause. she's really not in the mood for this. really. her cigarettes are gone and she's been forced into a dress and... well, on the other hand, maybe this couldn't have come at a better time.]

Leave.

[she had been given permission from Hao-sama to deal with this one, so there was no reason to hold back should he refuse to go the hell away. she cracks her knuckles, glares at him, waits to see what he'll do.]

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