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[spiritsmoking]

[whether it was a conscious effort to stay away from humans people since this whole this started or not, Kanna had been spending an awful lot of time in one of the tree's in the backyard of her house, forever near the hippie fort. that hadn't changed at all, and if anyone happened to be near 1446 Mitchell Road, they might notice the blue-haired

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[kol_shevik]

[Russia, having finishing doing suspicious things in the yard, finally looks over at the neighbors when he hears Kanna shouting at air what a dweeb.

He appears to have forgotten the glasses he's now wearing.]

...Saw nothing.

[spiritsmoking]

You're a goddamn obvious idiot, you know that?

[as if Russia isn't being threatening at all, Kanna just gives him a pointed "stop being such a moron" sort of look and blows more smoke into the air, resisting the urge to roll her eyes at the even dweebier dweeb.] Saw everything, but I don't care what the hell you do.

[kol_shevik]

[He quickly looks over at the tarp covered body in his yard, and the dark look on his face drops.

Because Russia is the epitome of mature and rational, he crosses his arms and pretends not to sulk.]

Good. Is not your business.

...He admitted it. Admitted to being monster.

[spiritsmoking]

[god Russia is such a little kid sometimes.]

You think that's going to make a difference? It was that America bastard, wasn't it?

Because of you idiots and your fucking war, at least half the damn town is going to be after you for this!

[kol_shevik]

Да.

If children were not idiots, would have stopped him before Russia had to. Was not like it was supposed to happen.

[spiritsmoking]

No one's going to care about that! This town is full of nothing but idiots, and they're going to think you're one of the murderer's now.

[kol_shevik]

...Children are always doing these things. Always angry, even when Russia is only doing what is best for them.

[spiritsmoking]

It's because they're morons. You really expected more from them by now?

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- Russia knows deep down they love Motherland very much! Will realize some day and stop rebelling and crying and shooting each other.

[Until then, we shoot them.]

[spiritsmoking]

Humans will never stop killing each other. They'll fight and riot and rebel until there's nothing left, not even them.

[kol_shevik]

[He pushes the glasses

up his nose.]

Russia thinks they are a little stronger than that.

...Not strong enough to take down Russia.

[spiritsmoking]

[she almost smirks at that. it's probably the most positive expression she's made since this whole thing started.] They aren't and they couldn't. You're not that much of a weakling.

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[kol_shevik]

...Ah-- Compliment? Спасибо, comrade! Is good to know.

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[kol_shevik]

Russia has favor to ask though, Да?

[spiritsmoking]

[she doesn't say anything on whether or not that was really a compliment and just lifts a hand to her mouth, pulling the cigarette between her lips out and blowing more smoke into the air. it doesn't dissipate.] ...yeah, what?

[kol_shevik]

If Russia is hit by lightning or accidentally drinks drain cleaner before angry children get here and is having bad luck, comrade will watch wife and little Anya and sisters? Russia promised, so is not very good if Russia is ending up badly.