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[spiritmeister]

I don’t think I was here last night.

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. . .

man i'm hungry.

But how did I get here? Maybe I sleepwalked! Or some monster stole me away! Or they’re abducting me for some horrible evil experiment that I can’t escape from! or trapped on a tropical island without any memories!

I’m in despaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiir

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[for_good_taste]

Kyahahahaha, spaghetti? Good to see a lady with her priorities in line.

[spiritmeister]

I think I like hamburgers better. That's okay, right?

[for_good_taste]

Burgers, spaghetti! Kyahahaha, whatever you like, eat to your heart's content! Don't worry about what others prefer.

...Which is what I would normally say, if it weren't for the lack of burgers and spaghetti and everything else here.

[spiritmeister]

. . . None at all?

[for_good_taste]

This is the reality of the place we have found ourselves in. We have no choice but play by the chef's rules and be sure we don't get cooked ourselves.

[spiritmeister]

What's going on here? Why are we here?

[for_good_taste]

Even I don't know the recipe being prepared as we speak.

But don't despair! Even with the poorest of ingredients, a master chef can make an exquisite dish.

[spiritmeister]

Like spaghettiburgers?

[for_good_taste]

Kyahahahahaha! You have the spirit of a fine chef.

Tell me, what is your name?

[spiritmeister]

I'm Maya Fey, Spirit Medium and Sidekick Extraordinaire!

[for_good_taste]

Spirit Medium and Sidekick, huh? Impressive!

As for me, I'm the cook and home ec. teacher. Well, back home, anyways. The call me Mr. Champloo, BOOM!

[spiritmeister]

Boom! That's the best part!

[for_good_taste]

Of course it is!

[spiritmeister]

Though maybe a little more "BAM" would be good, too . . .

[for_good_taste]

Hmm. Something about 'BAM' doesn't seem right, BOOM.