Bean Bang

[spiritkitkat]

Fandom: EXO
Title: Bean Bang
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Baekyeol
Summary: Where Chanyeol is playing video games and Baekhyun decides having sex on a bean bag is a good idea.
Warning(s): I'm not warning for anything, be surprised yo~
Word Count: 2.6K

Comments

[zeraiya]

Okay just as a general disclaimer: I am sleep deprived, I am sick as a dog, and I just saw the SHINee MV so I may be a tad out of touch with my sanity. Also HAPPY JELLY.

I- HATE YOU (except not really) BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU?!?!???? HOW DARE YOU JUST TAKE THAT OFF HANDED COMMENT ABOUT HOW WHORISH CHANYEOL WOULD LOOK BEING FUCKED IN A BEAN BAG CHAIR AND USE IT THAT WAS SO OUT OF LINE THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I READ THAT THIS MORNING AND I LIKE COUGHED OUT A LUNG BECAUSE MY WORN OUT SICK BODY COULDN'T TAKE THE PHYSICAL STRAIN OF FEELS. THAT'S RIGHT, MY BODY COULDN'T ACTUALLY HANDLE THE FEELS.

I also thought that I should point out that I've already reread this three times. Or was it four times? I can't remember. Read it once during a lecture on my phone :| because I needed to read it. Needed to kill myself again. I would have read it again if it wasn't for SHINee's MV okay.

I HATE YOU FOR WRITING TOP BAEK SO FUCKING SPOT ON PERFECT. HE'S JUST A GIANT ASSHOLE BUT HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY NICE BUT YOU'D NEVER GUESS IT. I CAN'T EVEN. MY LEGS ARE JELLY. BUT NOT HAPPY JELLY LIKE THAT JELLY. ANGRY JELLY. JELLY LIKE THIS >>>>>>(((((((( (okay not really, my legs are happy jelly)

WHAT AM I SAYING ANYMORE

OH AND THIS?

“You look like such a whore.”

Chanyeol groaned, eyes flashing open and burning with lust as he moved a hand from behind him to trial his fingers down Baekhyun’s back. His blunt fingernails dug into smooth skin in retaliation for the words that despite their degrading meaning, always turned Chanyeol on immensely.

“All for me,” Baekhyun added, pressing his lips against the side of Chanyeol’s cheek. “Right, Chanyeol? You’re my whore, aren’t you?”

Chanyeol didn’t respond at first, but when Baekhyun began to slow the pace of his thrusts, he eagerly shouted out a “yes.”

COMPLETELY 1000000000000000000007% NOT OKAY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU with my unending love KATIE

I'M WATCHING YOU

CRAAAAI CHANYEOL WIPED HIS COME ON HIS FACE THAT IS SO PERFECT THAT I GIGGLE AND SNORT AND WHINE AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

AND THEN THEY SIT IN THE BEANBAG FUCKCHAIR TOGETHER AND CHANYEOL DOESNT WEAR A SHIRT AND THEY SNUGGLE AND PLAY GAMES AND FUCKING JONGDAE THAT SENTENCE MADE MY ENTIRE DAY BECAUSE HAHAHAHAHAAHA HE LET THEM ALL DIE IN A DITCH SO HE COULD GET LAID ANDKSAJ DJKASH YES KJBEAHDAHAHAHAAHAAHAA

I'm sane ._.

[yehetilica]

can I say that this is one of my favourite comments EVER? I'm laughing sooo hard right now you can't even imagine!

pd: loved the fic! *u*