What people really mean. . .
The subtext of My Child is an Honor Student at X school is really "I'm a better parent than you." Which is what I will be putting on my bumper along with my anarchy sticker.
I am quite smug with my pregnancy. I haven't been sick from it, I'm gaining a healthy amount of weight, I don't look like crap, my spawn moves a lot, and according to my midwife I, "Wrote the best birth plan that she had seen for a long time." Sorry for the obnoxiousness.
I am quite smug with my pregnancy. I haven't been sick from it, I'm gaining a healthy amount of weight, I don't look like crap, my spawn moves a lot, and according to my midwife I, "Wrote the best birth plan that she had seen for a long time." Sorry for the obnoxiousness.