April Fools - Part 2
Title: April Fools
Pairings: Yunjae, Yoosu
Ratings: PG -13
Warnings: Language
Genre: Comedy
Summary: When the prank backfires...
Part 2
"So he's going to prank me? And with Jessica too?"
Just then, Yunho got another text from Yoochun. Jaejoong clicked it and saw that it was a picture message with a caption.
'It's all ready for you when you come home.'
The photo showed their bedroom, with the sheets on the bed mixed up and women’s underwear on the bed and floor. He laughed when he saw Yoochun striking a pose on the bed as if he was a sexy model ready to be taken then and there with a finger in his mouth and giving the camera a sexy look, or he tried to anyways.
"So he's going to prank me by making me think he's cheating on me with Jessica?... But what if its a different Jessica?" He had to make sure, so he took out his phone and called her. Just then, Jaejoong had an idea. He took out his phone and dialed a familiar number.
"Hey Jessica, it's Jaejoong."
"Oh hi Jaejoong, how's it going?"
"Oh, nothing much. Just on a date with Yunho. But I'm just wondering if you were busy tonight with anything? Maybe movies, a date, an april fools prank, dinner?" Jaejoong listed.
"Who told you?" Jessica's tone immediately changed to a serious one.
"Found out on my own. Yunho's not that good at hiding things from me." Jaejoong rolled his eyes.
"I knew this prank wouldn't work! "
"Wait! Were you actually going to go through with it?!"
"No! Um!... I was going to call you and tell you right away about it, but they held me down and forced me to-"
"Save it. You can't get yourself out of this one Jessie. I know all about your guys' prank and I can’t believe you would betray me like this Jessica. My own friend!" Jaejoong fake cried, making whimpering noises for added effect.
"I'm sorry Jaejoong! If I knew you would’ve reacted this way, I would’ve never said yes!"
"Well..." Jaejoong sniffled. "I guess I can forgive you."
"That's really great Jaejoong thanks I really appre-"
"If you do something in return for me," Jaejoong quickly added.
There was a pregnant pause before Jessica answered.
"What do you want?" Jessica asked slowly with lips pursed and her eyes squinted as if she could glare at the other through the phone.
"I'm gonna need your help with getting Yunho back." Jaejoong smirked.
Luckily for Jaejoong, Jessica was his childhood friend that he never told Yunho about. She told Jaejoong everything about her relationship to Yunho. Apparently, they met on a blind date their parent’s set them up on before he ever met Jaejoong. Of course, Yunho’s parent’s stopped setting him up on blind dates with girls once he came out and told them he was gay. She also told him that the two met up again last week when Yunho was out grocery shopping. He told her about the prank he had planned for Jaejoong and how she would be perfect for the role he needed.
After setting everything up with Jessica, he put his phone back in his pocket and stared at Yunho's phone. "Just wait till tonight Yunnie."
"Excuse me sir, but are you gonna play? You've been sitting here on your phone for ten minutes already."
"Oh! Sorry!" Jaejoong apologized before clicking the 'Mark as unread' button for the new text and carefully placing Yunho's phone on the floor, hoping the other would just think he dropped it.
"Wait, did you say ten minutes?"
The man nodded.
"I wonder what's taking him so long."
As if on cue, Yunho walked in panting and disheveled.
"Yunnie, you okay? What happened?"
"I dont know where I put my phone! One second I had it then the next it was gone! I had it earlier when we were going on the rides, but when I came out of the bathroom I couldn't find it anymore!"
Jaejoong looked down, knowing the phone would be on the ground where he put it. He played along as to not get Yunho suspicious. "Oh! Look I found it!" Jaejoong pointed at the phone on the ground, picking it up and handing it to Yunho.
"It must've fell out of your pocket when you were hugging me."
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe I dropped it! Thanks Jae!" Yunho cradled his phone close to his chest, grateful to have found it. Jaejoong smirked knowing that yunho believed him.
"Wait!" Yunho's eyes immediately opened and he turned to Jaejoong. "You didn't go through my phone, right?"
"Of course not!" Jaejoong quickly replied. Inwardly scolding himself for replying too fast, making it look obvious.
"I mean, I just saw it now, how would I have been able to go on it? I can't believe you would accuse me of that." Jaejoong put a hand on his chest and frowned, pretending to be hurt by Yunho's accusation.
"That’s true... I'm sorry Boojae, just, if I lost this I don't know what I would do," Yunho said apologetically.
"Do you care more about your phone or me?"
"What?"
"You heard me."
"How could you even ask that, of course you!"
"Yeah, right, lets go, I want to go home." Jaejoong turned around and started walking to the car, smiling as soon as Yunho couldn't see his face. It was all falling into place.
"Boo! Wait! We can't go home just yet." Yunho ran over to Jaejoong.
"Too late! The whole date is already ruined for me, I want to go home," Jaejoong acted determined to get his way as he put his hand on the door of the passengers side.
"No!" Yunho slapped Jaejoong's hand away.
"Why do you keep doing that?!" Jaejoong retreated his hand to his chest again.
"Just please, this date is not over... We...we can go wherever you want, just not home yet."
"Anywhere?" Jaejoong said coyly with an evil grin on his face.
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Jessica parked her car in front of the house,checking her makeup in the mirror and fixing her bra, making sure her cleavage was showing enough to get a few boners popping, forgetting the fact that the victims were gay. She knew she was hot enough to get any guy she wanted or turn any man straight and was definitely an enemy of most girls and even some guys. However, since jaejoong was her friend, she wasn’t going to go too far. Besides, she knew she could never break yunho's loyalty and his love for jaejoong.
She was wearing a short satin black cocktail dress with a black lace cap sleeve and four inch heels. She had suspicions that she might’ve gone overboard, but it was a prank. Might as well do it right. She pressed her lips together to spread the red lipstick before sending a kiss to her reflection in the mirror. After making sure she looked perfect, she got out of her car and walked to the front door. She tried opening it, but frowned when she realized it was locked.
“Urgh!” she grunted in annoyance. “I can’t believe he forgot to tell me that the door was locked. How the heck does he expect me to get in?” she mumbled to herself.
Taking out her phone, she texted Jaejoong.
Jessica: Idiot! You forgot to give me the key!
She knew it would take a while for Jaejoong to reply and she was starting to get a few weird looks from the neighbors. She pulled the bottom of her dress down in embarrassment. Not wanting anyone to get the idea that she was a prostitute, she walked quickly to her car, only to realize that she left the keys on the front seat. “UGHH AHH!!!” She kicked the car door as she flailed her arms in the air.
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Yunho and Jaejoong made their way out of the theatre among the crowd of horrified moviegoers, one of them blending in with the rest while the other merely lost himself in a fit of laughter. Yunho was walking slowly, holding onto Jaejoong for dear life as he kept checking the area around him, as if a demon was going to pop out at any moment and attack him. His face was completely pale and drained of any color, his eyes wide open as if sleep deprivation and caffeine were driving him to the brink of insanity. He looked like he had seen a ghost. Jaejoong had to keep a firm hold on the other man to make sure he wouldn't collapse, but he couldn't stop laughing. The movie was meant to be scary, but Jaejoong had been far too preoccupied with Yunho’s reactions to every little jump scare, even screaming in some scenes, to feel any of the terror for himself.
"Why did we have to watch that?" Yunho shuddered as he spoke.
"You ok? You seem troubled. Was the movie that scary for you?" Jaejoong said as he pretended to be unaware of the way Yunho’s body shook and the way his eyes were wide open looking at every corner possible. He wanted to make Yunho embarrassed.
Not wanting to seem any less manly, yunho lied despite being disturbed by what he had just watched.
"No, of c-course not." Yunho gave a wavering smile.
"Great! Then since we just finished that movie, we can watch another one!"
"What?!"
"Yeah! But we aren't going to be able to watch this in the movie theater."
“What do you mean?”
Jaejoong just grinned in reply as he got a head start down the sidewalk.
“Jae! Wait for me! We have to stay together or the monsters can get us!"
Jaejoong turned around and playfully held up the keys, jingling them for Yunho to see.
"When did you get those?" Yunho frantically patted his pants pockets before looking back up at his lover.
"I took it when you weren't paying attention." Jaejoong winked as he opened the car door and climbed inside.
Yunho ran over to the car and got in. "Where are we going? Not home right?!" Yunho asked nervously.
"No, we are going to my friend's place... W-why do you not want to go home so much? Is there something you want to tell me that I don't know about?" Jaejoong gave Yunho a weird look.
Yunho turned away, looking out the window as he cleared his throat. "No! N-No way am I hiding anything from you. I just… don't want to waste this beautiful day stuck inside. Seize the day right? Haha," Yunho laughed awkwardly.
Jaejoong's expression immediately brightened. "Yup! Seize the day!" he chirped as he sent a smile to his lover. Smiling on the inside as he knew Yunho was falling for his plan.
After driving for a few minutes, Jaejoong stopped the car in front of a big house. "We're here!" Jaejoong exclaimed before getting out of the car, not bothering to wait for Yunho and heading for the front door.
Jaejoong waited at the door after knocking. As soon as Yunho caught up, the door opened.
"Oh! Jaejoong ah! What are you doing here?" Jaejoong's sister Jihyun hugged him.
"Hi Jihyun. Sorry for intruding but we couldn't go home and I had the idea of visiting you is that okay?"
"That’s fine with me!" She smiled. "Come in! Come in!" She held the door open for her brother and his lover as they went in, not hesitating to check out Yunho as he walked past her.
'Damn, my brother got a good one,' she thought before closing the door.
Yunho already helped himself to the house and sat on the sofa. He had never met Jaejoong's sister before.
"Hi, nice to me you..." She gave a courteous smile as she stuck out her hand.
"Yunho. Jung Yunho." He replied awkwardly, a little nervous meeting Jaejoong’s sister for the first time.
She clapped her hands together as she looked at Jaejoong. "So what do you want to do? I could get some board games or-"
"Actually! I was planning on showing Yunho the video you took when you had Jiyul... The childbirth video," he muttered.
"What?!" Yunho overheard and was flabbergasted.
"Oh" Jihyun mouthed quietly in apprehension, winking and nodding before heading to get it, leaving the two alone.
"Why do you want to watch that?!" Yunho exclaimed.
"For learning purposes... Just in case," Jaejoong said the last part quietly.
"What?!"
Jihyun came in quietly and put the dvd in the player, then sat down on the couch near where Yunho was standing.
The video started to play, catching the couple's attention.
“PUSH!! PUSH!!”
"W-wait!” Yunho panicked as he held his hands up in the air, as if it would halt everything. “Aren't you grossed out by this?! Wouldn't EVERY GUY be grossed out by this?!"
"SHUSH YOU!" Jihyun scolded, trying to pay attention to the video, but kept getting distracted by the other’s complaining. "This is the miracle of childbirth! Husband's shouldn’t be grossed out by this! Even my husband isn't afraid of this! And i'm sure you wouldn't be once Jaejoong goes through the same thing!"
"What?!" He turned to Jaejoong and pointed a shaking finger at him. "Y-you.. "
Jaejoong just blushed and looked down.
Yunho looked back and forth between the video and his lover.
" Y-you... Pregnant? Y-you can..."
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Yunho looked at the scene on the screen. His eyes widened before rolling to the back of his head and he fell to the ground, fainting.
"WAHHH!!!" The sound of a baby rang out loud for everyone to hear.
Jihyun went over to the tv and turned it off. "I think that's enough for now." She giggled.
"Thanks so much sis. I think he's definitely going to learn his lesson once im done."
"There's more?"
"Well he planned the prank for midnight tonight so that it would be officially april fool’s day, so we have..." Jaejoong took his phone out of his back pocket and checked the time, "six more hours left."
"Wow, that’s a while. How long do you think he will stay unconscious?"
"I'm not sure..." Jaejoong was still looking at his phone. He realized that he got a text from Jessica two hours ago. "Hold on a sec. I have to take care of something. Watch him for me okay?" Jaejoong asked as he walked to another room.
His sister nodded in reply.
"I hope she didn't have too many problems because of me," Jaejoong said to himself as he waited for her to answer the call.
"Hello?" Jessica said groggily.
"Jessica? It's Jaejoong."
Jessica immediately sat up when she heard who was calling. She had fallen asleep on the hood of her car, waiting for Jaejoong's reply. "What the heck took you so long?! I've been locked out of your house and my car for two hours!" she screamed, causing Jaejoong to pull the phone away from his ear for a few seconds while she was talking. When her words registered, he immediately put his ear to the phone.
"Your car too?! How?!"
"I accidentally left my keys in the car..." she whispered, but Jaejoong was still able to hear it. He couldn't hold in his laughter, causing Jessica to throw a fit. "Hey! You are the cause of all this!"
"Me?? How is it my fault that you locked yourself out of your car?!" He kept laughing.
Jessica's face turned a bright shade of red in embarrassment. "Because I was so focused on looking the part for your stupid prank, I forgot to take my keys with me!"
After his laughter died down a bit, he answered. "I’m sorry. Haha. The keys are under the mat."
“Finally! Thank you!” Jessica yelled in frustration and relief.
“No problem, and thank you again for doing this last minute.”
“Yeah whatever,” Jessica mumbled before hanging up.
Jaejoong shook his head with a smirk on his face as he looked at his phone screen when she hung up.
Jaejoong walked back to the living room, staring at his lover passed out on the couch. ‘He looks so cute when he’s sleeping. ’ Jaejoong thought. Leaning down, he pressed a long, loving kiss on his forehead, not forgetting to sweep his fingers across his cheek as he pulled back. A mischievous idea popped into his head as he looked at his lover.
He turned around with a smirk on his face. He had to prepare for when Yunho would wake up.
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Part 3