Title: Prank Wars
Author:
spirit_queen24Pairings: Yunjae, Yoosu, Yuchun or 2U ( I've always wanted to do that!!!!:D haha!)
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: None( maybe)
Genre: Angst, High School, Romance, Comedy
Length: 9/?
Summary: Jaejoong has a crush on Yunho, and of course, Yunho doesn't know about it! And Jaejoong's biggest thing that he hates is PRANKS. But Yunho loves them! So what happens when Yunho asks Jaejoong and Junsu, Yoochun and Changmin to have a prank war with him? Of course Jaejoong would do it!!!!!! BECAUSE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH YUNHO!!!! But what happens when Yunho discovers the other's secret and uses it against them? What happens when a prank goes wrong?! Did that even go through their minds when they were pranking?
Chapter 9
"What is it?" Junsu asked.
Yunho was about to answer, but then saw Jaejoong.
"Um.....Jaejoong, I think only Junsu should hear what the prank is." Yunho told the other.
Both Junsu and Jaejoong's eyes widened in shock.
"What?! Why?" Jaejoong questioned.
"Because......you might ruin it, I mean, we ALL know how bad you are at pranks....." Yunho lied, as he forced a fake laugh, looking at the ground the whole time, avoiding Jaejoong death glare.
"FINE!~" Jaejoong shouted before making his way out of the classroom.
"Dont care.........prank.......anyways.." Jaejoong mumbled to himself while leaving.
Yunho made sure that Jaejoong was fully out of hearing distance so that he wouldn't hear what the prank was.
"Ok Junsu........ Since you're knew at this, i'm going to teach you the basics." Yunho looked at the other nod in response before continuing.
"Ok, so the person you are pranking is Yoochun. Now.....what does Yoochun like?" Yunho asked the other, waiting for a reply.
"girls...." Junsu mumbled.
"Correct! Now what would happen if a girl were to lose contact with him?" Junsu happily thought 'Oh!!!!! she would die or disapear?!!!!' when Yunho said that, only to be knocked out of his happy dream when the other added another sentence in.
"Or break up with him?"
"I liked the first one better." Junsu mumbled again.
"Eh? What did you say Junsu? I couldn't hear you for a sec." Yunho told the other.
"Nothing!" Junsu replied quickly.
"Ok then.......So can you think of anyways to make that happen?" Yunho said, returning back to the subject.
"Ummm............." Junsu thought for a while but couldn't find an answer. Yunho saw this, so then decided to give his dongsaeng a little help.
" Either lie to the girlfriend about something bad that Yoochun did, or make her fall in love with you instead."
"Ohhhhh!" Junsu got it, but then his face turned to disappointment thinking about it.
" But hyung, one problem.......I don't like girls so I don't want one to fall in love with me."
"Oh that ok, we can still lie to the girl and make her break up with Yoochun." Yunho assured the other.
"Ok, but what do you think will make her break up with him? I mean Yoochun is the WHOLE package!!!!! Hes got the looks, he's rich, AND he can be very sensitive sometimes! Like me!" Junsu exclaimed.
"Junsu....you're not sensitive sometimes............You're sensitive ALL THE TIME!" Yunho corrected the other.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!!"
Yunho chuckled. Junsu just pouted.
"Told you."
"Whatever!~" They both laughed, until Junsu got an idea.
'Hyung! I got it! What if we told her that Yoochun was GAY?!!!!!!"
"That's a GREAT idea Junsu!" Yunho exclaimed as he gave Junsu a high-five.
"Wait.......But don't girls like that kind of stuff? Like the yaoi loving ones?" Junsu added.
"Nahh~~~ Go Ara can't be one of THOSE girls. She's a slut! Remember?!" Yunho reassured the other.
"Ok, then lets tell her now!"
"Fine with me." Yunho shrugged before they both left for Go Ara's class.
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Once they reached her class, they waited outside for about 5 minutes, rehearsing what they were going to do before actually doing it. They also knew that the class would end soon, her next class being lunch.
DING!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~
The class period bell rang, ending the class.
Yunho and Junsu hid behind some lockers, waiting for their target. Luckily she was the last one to leave the classroom, no one else with her, making it easier for the boys to do their prank.
"Go Ara!" Yunho called.
She immediately smiled and walked over, due to Yunho being her first crush and still secret crush at the moment.
" Yes Yunho Oppa!~" She said as cutely as she could. Both Yunho and Junsu didn't find it cute though. They just secretly gagged on the inside. And her perfume smelled terrible!
' OMO! How does Yoochun even like this girl!?!!!' Yunho thought.
"Ummm we have terrible news to tell you........its about your boyfriend." Yunho told the girl.
Her eyes immediately widened.
"OMO! DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO MY CHUNNIE?!!!!!" She panicked, grabbing onto Yunho's sleeve.
' WHAT?!!! THAT'S MY SECRET NICKNAME FOR YOOCHUN!!! HOW DARE SHE USE IT!!!!' Junsu thought angrily.
'Yunho shook her off of his sleeve, while Junsu then continued, trying to ignore the fact that she just Yoochun 'chunnie'. Junsu's nickname for Yoochun. NOT hers.
" No, nothing bad happened to him. Its something else.........like about his likes and.........dislikes." Junsu said as he looked her up and down as the word ' dislikes.'
" Oh! Then you don't have to tell me! I already know what he likes and dislikes. He likes ME, and dislikes homework. DUH!~" She told the boys.
"Well, then you must be horribly mistaken." Yunho responded. She had a confused look on her face.
"Yoochun's GAY!" Junsu finally said.
Go Ara's mouth immediately dropped open.
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A/N - Chapter 9!!!!XD Should I publish this as a book?:)
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