Jesus f'ing wept!

[spirit_machines]

I may be a retarded Chinaman with no common sense, but even I know not to burn WET fucking wood. My roommates apparently thought that the green wood they got from a recently chopped down tree...that's been sitting outside in the rain and fog for the last 3 weeks, apparently is good enough for the fireplace.
I got back from work, walked into the house, and my nose immediately started running. Now I've got a fine layer of ash over everything in my room.
Oh well, at least the house is still standing.