Well, I checked out a few places in Greenbelt.
So everyone takes my insurance. I went to a nicer office to actually have my eyes checked, and no real changes. Only a very small "drift" from my previous prescription. I looked over their frames and loved a couple. But in the end decided that I couldn't afford the $380 or $450 (after my insurance) to pay for the CK or the Armani. For Eyes in Greenbelt was teh ghetto, so I skipped them (maybe they're awesome in Silver Spring, but nothin' doin' here). Tarjay has the better deals on decent frames and lenses. I'll settle. The only thing I didn't count on was that they didn't have them in at the moment. It'll take them almost a week to have them finished.
Thanks tonnes to Joia for helping me choose frames and drive all over creation. She is awesome.