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[spiralmessenger]

...fuck.

[ooc; Guess who is jealous that people grow up, get married, etc, etc. The age, it does nothing.]

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[more_chairs]

Someone sounds disappointed.

I wonder why.

[spiralmessenger]

Because I had to see your fucking face again.

[more_chairs]

Missed me??

I missed you.

[spiralmessenger]

No, I didn't fucking miss you! As a matter of fact, it's the opposite!

[more_chairs]

You never call anymore.

[spiralmessenger]

You don't have a fucking phone.

[more_chairs]

You never send privates to me, either :(

private to asshole

[spiralmessenger]

You're an asshole.

Private to Viral

[more_chairs]

Let's get together.

[spiralmessenger]

No.

Private to Viral

[more_chairs]

Human conventions say its polite to accept a request followed by the word 'please'.

Can I stab you, please.

I'll make it quick, please.

It'll only hurt a bit before you die, please.

Dinner in the forest at eight tonight, please.

[spiralmessenger]

How many fucking times do you have to say that I don't die before it registers??!?!?!?!

PRIVATE TO VIRAL :)

[more_chairs]

Oops. We forgot our privates!

NOT PRIVATE D:<

[spiralmessenger]

Faggot.

PRIVATEPRIVATEPRIVATE

[more_chairs]

I'll come to your place then.