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[spiralmessenger]

I'm going to say this once and one time only, so I hope you monkeys out there can stop flinging poop long enough to pay attention.

This is Hime-sama. If I catch any of you bothering her, your ass is mine. Literally, I'll eat it for dinner. Flank steak is delicious. I didn't hike myself across the universe to save her scrawny ass just to watch

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[princess_crow]

All the universe? That's very romantic of you.

[spiralmessenger]

Fuck romance. I don't give a shit about it.

[princess_crow]

Uh-Huh.

If you say so.

[spiralmessenger]

Look, woman! I don't know what you're thinking but that isn't my girl! Romance is for monkeys like you! Us beastmen don't have any room for it!

[princess_crow]

My, how defensive. Don't call me a "monkey"! It isn't my fault your over-protectiveness appears something else. Hmpf.

[spiralmessenger]

Why not? You're a fucking monkey. A naked monkey at that. Hairless, disgusting, freak.

[princess_crow]

Look who is talking. Have you looked yourself in a mirror?

[spiralmessenger]

I'm exactly how I'm supposed to be, brat.

[princess_crow]

Ugly and obnoxious. How can ANY Princess put up with you, I'm surprised.

[spiralmessenger]

I wasn't built for looks, woman. I was built for eating shrimps like you.