Next time I'm going blonde
I used to be a blonde
I dyed my hair tonight. It was starting to look a little dull and Rite-Aid was having a sale, so what the hell, I bought an auburn dye. It helped kick up my colour a bit by casting a (very slight) red tone over the dark brown, but my roots look clown red. Hoping it's just that my scalp got dyed too and the colour will fade after a washing or two.
I got up too damned early today (9:30 AM) and watched Bridget Jones' Diary on DVD. I watched The Royal Tennenbaums the other day. I love DVD. It makes our old assed TV look brand new. I'm even getting used to widescreen format. I used to hate the letterbox format and always had to turn out the lights and make the room real dark so I wouldn't notice that half the screen was cut off at the top and bottom. My mom still hates it, though, and won't watch anything on DVD. When she does, she sits and complains about it for the first 15 minuted of the film.
I also sat through the MTV VMA's last night. I don't know why I watch it. I guess it's my once-a-year peek deep inside the state of popular music. The only time I am ever exposed to it is when I am in the car and remember to turn on the radio. Can you believe Eminem? I was just waiting for Moby to get up there and go apeshit on his ass. You know Moby would just beat the living shit out of that stupid fuck. You gotta watch out for those quiet guys...
And now I know who Avril Lavigne (or whatever the fuck her name is) is. Not that my life is better for it...
Yesterday over in Bakersfield a little girl was kidnapped by her insane mother during a supervised visit at the Dept. of Social Services. The Social worker turned for just a minute and the mom took off with the girl. Haha dumbshits. And this is even more stupid: the mom suffers from paranoid delusions that people want to kill her daughter to get back at her, and that God has put a microchip in her daughter's ear and speaks to her through it. They sent out an Amber Alert and have it flashing on digital road signs all over California. Oh fucking swell, you know when the crazy bitch sees those signs it's just going to be a catalyst for her paranoia. First thing she's gunna do is take the girl somewhere and try and pull that microchip out of the kid's ear. And to top it all off some truckers claimed to have spotted the car and tried to play hero by boxing her in but she got away. WHat a big help that was.
Hmm, anyway, Sateycat is getting too fat to clean his ass, but at least he's still cleaning the rest of himself. He does it in increments though. Last night he started giving himself a bath, and this afternoon he finished up. All of a sudden he spits out this massive wad of hair. It wasn't exactly a hairball, but a huge wad of loose hair surrounded by clear slimey saliva. I sat there and watched it come out. He was laying on the recliner and just nonchalantly spat it out and continued cleaning himself. It was just the weirdest thing. Glad he didn't save it for bedtime and spit it in my bed.
The other night I was looking up "overbites" and I came across this page: Fetish Girl. Haha, at first I thought it was a serious page, but then I saw the Chastity Belt link. Haha I am so naive sometimes. I also like the wet and messy shoe forum. Found that one while looking up "platform shoes."
I need to go to bed.