I watched Showgirls on VH1 the other night. I'd never seen it before and never thought it could be as awful as everyone said it was, but I could definitely see why this was a career killer for Elizabeth Berkley. This compounded by the fact it was (quite horribly) cut and edited for TV. All the good parts
like this one:
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were cut out and there were tacky computer generated clothes put on the actresses to cover boobie shots. It was funny to see Nomi kick the shit of the guy that raped her friend while wearing a computer generated leopard print top which was bouncing all over the place because it was really her bosom in the orginal film. Anyway I loved the movie and must add it to my collection (sans editing of course) along with Spice World and Crossroads haha.
Ron and my mom are home finally. Ron did have a heart attack and he has to quit smoking. My mom's going to quit too which is good. She probably won't be able to go back to work for awhile since she has to stay home and look after him. Ron's supposed to get his settlement from Worker's Compensation soon for his back. He's getting like a million dollars so maybe my mom will just quit her job and go back to school like she wants. Hopefully I'll be back in school too. I think they are going to buy a second car for me and Christine (my sister) to share and maybe a new car for themselves too since the Cougar seems to not be running well.
Damn, that paragraph makes us sound so spoiled...
Speaking of my sister, Thursday evening she had to go to the college to take placement exams. Since our mom wasn't home yet she had to walk (the college is less than a quarter mile from our house). My mom called and said she was worried about her having to walk home alone in the dark, so I put my workout clothes on and leashed up Fidget and walked down there at about 8PM. I guess Christine had gotten a ride home from the tests and got here like right after the time I left walking. She didn't take her house key and the house was all locked up (oops). In the mean time, I got to the college and of course my sister wasn't there. I thought "oh shit" and tried to walk up through the college playing field to the high school track which would have been a shortcut home, but some stupid fucks decided it would be a good idea to fence off the college playing field. Fidget was exhausted and kept trying to just lay down on the ground so I walked down to my friend Yvonne's house (which is right by the college). Haha her husband answered the door and they were both just relaxing watching TV. I asked her for a ride home so she gave the baby to her husband and took me home. She decided to come in and visit since she wanted some time away from the baby. Christine came in 15 minutes later all pissed about being locked out. She'd scaled the back fence and tried to break into the house. Then my mom and Ron got home. Yvonne didn't leave til close to 11:30. Haha I bet her husband was pissed. He already has issues with her hanging out with me. In her younger days she had experimented with girls and he assumed I was one of her exes. He'd always get mad when she'd come over here because he thought we were screwing.
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Well that's about all for now. Don't know when I'll get to update again since I've sort of been busy taking more responsibility with the household chores. Until then, keep yourself busy with a little
Sesame Street Erotica. Enjoy!