This made me laugh.
I Will Burn to Death!.
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!
I will die in 6 years and 14 days, by the above.
That's quite the way to go.
My new english teacher is the exact opposite of Mrs. Smith. I was smirking the when I saw that we had to write in our "journals" about our favorite fairy tale. Better grades here I come.