Edit: I pasted The Wizard's results into my own entry, then typed over his responses. Missed a couple, I just noticed, so I'm fixing those now.
Ganked from The Fucking Wizard.
x. name = Dale
x. birthday = 3-9-1974
x. piercings = Nah.
x. tattoos = No.
x. height = 5'11" or so.
x. shoe size = Depends. Can be anywhere between a 10 and a 12 depending on the brand and the function.
x. hair color = What remains? Dark brown, bordering on black.
x. length = Oh, that's FUNNY.
x. siblings = Merely a mutually disowned half-brother.
x. pets = None right now. A dog would be nice, though.
x. movie you rented = Uhhh? I have no fucking recollection. Many, many years have passed.
x. movie you bought = Yet another edition of Army of Darkness
x. song you listened to = Yo La Tengo's cover of Cat Stevens' "(She Must Be) Somebody's Baby." Cuz she's so fine. (C'mon, you all knew that was coming.)
x. song that was stuck in your head = Roundhead - "Moped 26"
x. song you've downloaded = James Taylor's cover of the Beatles' "Something in the Way", sent to me via DCC by bandit0. Heard it once. Deleted it. Threatened bandit0 under pain of death never to send me any more James Taylor.
x. cd you bought = Hmmm. Radiohead's Hail to the Thief, I think.
x. person you've called = Shane, left a message.
x. person that's called you = Shane, returning the call.
x. tv show you've watched = WWE Velocity.
x. you have a bf or gf = Negative.
x. you have a crush on someone = Always.
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = Definitely.
x. you think about suicide = Not nearly as much as I used to.
x. you want more piercings = No.
x. others find you attractive = Naturally.
x. you want more tattoos = No.
x. you drink = Not as much as I used to.
x. you do drugs = Not anymore.
x. you smoke = 1.5 packs of Camel Lights a day, unfortunately.
x. you like cleaning = Not really.
x. you like roller coasters = Dig 'em the most.
x. you write in cursive or print = Very sloppy print.
x. you carry a donor card = No. I really doubt any of mine are in good enough condition for MY use, let alone anyone else's.
for or against...
x. long distance relationships = Generally against, not on principle but because of bad personal experiences.
x. using someone = Against. Strongly.
x. suicide = Against in principle, for in VERY specific cases.
x. killing people = Under very specific circumstances, for.
x. teenage smoking = Indifferent. Like my voice will be the one to sway them one way or the other.
x. doing drugs = For, provided the user doesn't hurt anyone else.
x. premarital sex = Being against marriage, I'm pro-premarital by necessity.
x. driving drunk = Against. Very, very against
x. gay/lesbian relationships = For. Mustn't judge others harshly for not being exactly the same as the "norm".
x. soap operas = On TV? Strongly against. In reality? Strongly for, provided I'm not a player in them. Ridiculously fun to observe from the outside, though.
Favourite
x. song = Who the hell can answer that?
x. thing to do = Mock any and every thing, any and every body, with Shane.
x. thing to talk about = I can tailor my conversation to my audience, but given my preference, either music or football.
x. sports = Football, baseball.
x. drinks = White Russian.
x. clothes= Baggy blue jeans, plain white t-shirt or something with a kitschy picture on it. Footwear is all about the Chucks.
x. movies = Also unanswerable
x. band = Uhhh... I'll tentatively say the Replacements
x. holiday = Whichever ones result in holiday pay.
x. cars = Indifferent.
x. ever cried over a boy = Does my own childhood count?
x. ever lied to someone = Naw, NEVER! Heavens to Betsy, what a DREADFUL idea!
x. ever been in a fist fight = Yes.
x. ever been arrested = Yes.
what...
x. shampoo do you use = Unnecessary.
x. shoes do you wear = Red or black Hi-top Chuck Taylors when off work, some nasty black things when working, black-and-grey Airwalks with very specific outfits or when too lazy to have to tie and untie the Chucks.
x. are you scared of = More than I can mention.
number...
x. of times I have been in love? = Once. Still am. Nuff said.
x. of times I have had my heart broken? = Once a day for the past 3 years.
x. of hearts I have broken? = Supposedly, one. Dunno if that's true or not, however.
x. of girls I have kissed? = Seriously? Six. Just goofing around with friends? In the low 30's, methinks.
x. of continents I have lived in? = Merely One.
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = Only three. I've trusted the wrong people too often before, and now I'm unjustifiably but understandably paranoid.
x. of people I consider my enemies? = People who show up 5 minutes my store's posted closing time, know it, and bitch me out claiming I closed five minutes early.
x. of people from high school that I stayed in contact with? = Stayed in touch with Christy for a few years after graduation. Have run into almost all the others ( [dis]advantage of a TINY graduating class) but no real contact re-established.
x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = Four times, each as a survivor listed in an obituary. Dunno if that counts. Also, a couple of community newspapers for scholastic achievement and the like, but I don't count that.
x. of scars on my body? = Five really noticable ones (right index finger, right "bird" finger, under right eye, two on left shin).
x. of things in my past that I regret? = Several.