weird funny things that happen in phs...
ok so here goes:
Drawing/Painting
While looking at a medieval painting of Mary and Jesus in which they r flat and skinny..
"Baby Jesus..eat a cheeseburger"
While looking at a pic of Mary and Jesus from the renaissance where they r realistic yet Jesus is a baby w/ a freakin 6 pack...
"Woahh Baby Jesus was ripped from birth!"
English
wow kantz is freakin hilarious..
well first period he tells them how he is jealous of breastfeeding..but he meant that he is jealous of the bond..just he said it wrong..talk to first period kids freakin hilarious..this makes what happened in my class both ironic and hilarious
so we r goin over the sonnets and tyler goes..Mr Kantz does that say break or breast? (this was becuz we were discussing whether or not there was evidence to the statement the sonnet was about the dudes wife) and mr kantz goes it says break..and tyler goes ok..cuz if it had said breast we'd know it was to a girl..and kantz goes why u have breasts tyler..and tyler is like WHAT????!!!! and it was sooooooooooooooo funny...
then later in both classes in this little seductive, southern drawlish voice mr kantz is interpreting a passage from Macbeth into modern english and all of a sudden he goes: "damn baby you couldn't have nothing but a boy cuz nothin sweet could come outta you" lmao..this was funny..so yeah english def amused me today
there will b more to come :-)
Drawing/Painting
While looking at a medieval painting of Mary and Jesus in which they r flat and skinny..
"Baby Jesus..eat a cheeseburger"
While looking at a pic of Mary and Jesus from the renaissance where they r realistic yet Jesus is a baby w/ a freakin 6 pack...
"Woahh Baby Jesus was ripped from birth!"
English
wow kantz is freakin hilarious..
well first period he tells them how he is jealous of breastfeeding..but he meant that he is jealous of the bond..just he said it wrong..talk to first period kids freakin hilarious..this makes what happened in my class both ironic and hilarious
so we r goin over the sonnets and tyler goes..Mr Kantz does that say break or breast? (this was becuz we were discussing whether or not there was evidence to the statement the sonnet was about the dudes wife) and mr kantz goes it says break..and tyler goes ok..cuz if it had said breast we'd know it was to a girl..and kantz goes why u have breasts tyler..and tyler is like WHAT????!!!! and it was sooooooooooooooo funny...
then later in both classes in this little seductive, southern drawlish voice mr kantz is interpreting a passage from Macbeth into modern english and all of a sudden he goes: "damn baby you couldn't have nothing but a boy cuz nothin sweet could come outta you" lmao..this was funny..so yeah english def amused me today
there will b more to come :-)