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[watersmoothed]

[PETITE YOUNG GIRL SLASH WOMAN APPEARS ON SCREEN and despite it being relatively chilly outside...

she's standing in a pond. you can tell, because the shore is a few feet behind her. and she's walking around making sloshing sounds and everything.]

Oh hey so I realized that I've been harassing people on and off and I haven't done an intro myself!

Comments

[shutuptowel]

You throw rocks.

[watersmoothed]

I throw glowing rocks.

[shutuptowel]

They're still rocks.

[watersmoothed]

They still hurt.

I mean, they can penetrate armor if I focus the right kind of energy. So...there's that.

[shutuptowel]

Still. Rocks.

[watersmoothed]

Coming from the guy who talks to his towel.