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[dinosoria]

[The video turns on, displaying a scrawny teenager who looks entirely too uncomfortable in his own skin. At least he seems to know how to use the communicator, even if he isn't looking at it. His eyes dart to side to side, as if he's expecting something to jump out at him.Hi, ahh-hello. Sorry to bother you, but... I think this is important. I've

Comments

[bearswitness]

Oh well I personally have never heard better news than this.

[dinosoria]

Which part...? Do you want to get eaten?

[bearswitness]

No it wouldn't be the first time and it's never pleasant. But I wouldn't mind watching your thing eat other people.

[dinosoria]

You've... you've been eaten before?! But wouldn't you die...

[bearswitness]

No. Aren't I supposed to be asking you questions I think that's how this part goes. What kind of thing is this we're supposed to not be eaten by.

[dinosoria]

Um... She's a Tyranitar and I already described her... do you need me to repeat it?

[bearswitness]

No. It was an awful description but if you can't do any better then don't bother.

[dinosoria]

S-sorry, um. Well... she has.. a tail. And- legs! And claws. And she can breath fire and make earthquakes and bite through stone and shoot hyper beams and roar really loud!

... does that help?

[bearswitness]

how did you even lose that

[dinosoria]

She... is a fast runner?

[bearswitness]

No here's a question I like better why do you own something like that.

[dinosoria]

That's... a long story, I think? Um, do you know what a Pokémon is?

[bearswitness]

No.

[dinosoria]

Well! They are magical creatures who love to battle! So people capture them in Pokéballs and keep them as pets, or help them get stronger!! Isn't that cool?

[bearswitness]

I like you even less than I did before. Maybe your thing should stay missing.

[dinosoria]

Wh-what did I do? I'm sorry!