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[dinosoria]

[The video turns on, displaying a scrawny teenager who looks entirely too uncomfortable in his own skin. At least he seems to know how to use the communicator, even if he isn't looking at it. His eyes dart to side to side, as if he's expecting something to jump out at him.Hi, ahh-hello. Sorry to bother you, but... I think this is important. I've

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[martyrish]

And what kind of pet is that, exactly?

( SURELY THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, good heavens. The youth these days-- ! )

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[dinosoria]

Um, she's a Tyranitar. I... don't think they exist here. Except for her? Ohh, I wonder if that will make her mad...

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[martyrish]

( What. )

I see.

( And because she doesn't know what that is and it hardly sounds like an appropriate pet and... and just because she's a bit pissed off, she sharply replies, ) And do you have a license for that?

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[dinosoria]

Oh, yeah I do- hold on, please! [The camera goes all shaky as he rummages for his wallet in his book bag. He pulls out a card and holds it in view: something with his picture, his name, his birthdate and the big bold words, "POKÉMON TRAINER LICENSE"] Here!

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[martyrish]

( Oh.

Well, that rather takes the wind out of her sails, although it does make her warm to the chap, even if only slightly. She does approve of organisation. ) Well, excellent. Thank you for being so prepared, Mr-- Mr. Soria.

( She clears her throat. Her righteousness rather backfired, didn't it? ) I'll be happy to help you look, I suppose.

( A pause. ) Although you might want to keep a closer track on your creatures, if you don't wish to have your license revoked for carelessness.

( Is that even possible? Or, who cares, officials throw out all kinds of infuriating red tape. )

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[dinosoria]

Well, I- probably should've lost it long ago- Mistress gets out all the time, she doesn't really... like me. I try my best.

[martyrish]

Whether or not she dislikes you is hardly the authorities concern. If you can't control the animal, then you're doubtless lacking the right to retain your license.

( CANTERBURY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE AT ALL stop being mean because you're cranky.

Only, no. She gets burdened with other people's paper work all the time because they can't do a good job of it, so she's getting some kind of odd pleasure in giving someone else a hard time. She'll feel bad about it later. )

[dinosoria]

Well- generally!! Um, she usually only wants to kill me. Does that help my case, ma'am...?

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[martyrish]

( Excuse me. )

[martyrish]

( siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh )

[martyrish]

Are you--

[martyrish]

( of course he's serious. That, or he's an illusion. ) Right.

le done

[martyrish]

( :| )

As a potential hazardous and lethal creature, licensed under your care and control, she is your responsibility. While you claim she is dangerous only to yourself - usually - she remains a risk for the larger community. Unless you can place the creature under your control within twenty-four hours, further action may be required, which could result in the termination of your license, and the creature in question if she should do severe injury to or cause fatalities to other human beings or livestock.

( 8|

No, really. This might be totally out of her area, in licensing terms, but dangerous beasts placing the population dangerous are rather more her area. Admittedly she couldn't do much herself, but she can sound like it, at lest. )

lol sorry for the misfire

[dinosoria]

... [So painfully earnest.] Is that a yes?

lmao that's okay, I enjoy doing chains far too much :'|

[martyrish]

( So flat. ) No. Absolutely not.

[dinosoria]

[Oh... now he looks dejected and on the verge of panic again.] Oh I- I'm sorry, I'll do my best to find her. I don't... want to lose my other Pokémon. Though I don't seem to have them now, anyway... uwaa...