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[ambitionroad]

I don't want to alarm anyone, okay. But I might be in some semi-serious medical shit? It's not, I'm not dying or anything. But I don't know if I can just strut into a hospital with no records and get what I need.

Is anyone like, a doctor around here?

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[bearswitness]

I know things about things. But if your arm's fallen off it's quicker to kill you.

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[ambitionroad]

my arms just fine thanks

[bearswitness]

Just thought I would check. What's your problem, then.

[ambitionroad]

i'm following a lead -- if it doesn't work out maybe you can help.

[bearswitness]

Who said anything about help? I want to know what you did to yourself.

[ambitionroad]

so you can kill me?

[bearswitness]

Gods, no. Do you know how much effort it would be to find and kill you, when I can just sit on this bench instead? And then the clean up. You people die so messily.

[ambitionroad]

us people?

[bearswitness]

Yes that's exactly what I wrote.

[ambitionroad]

where i come from that's kind of offensive. not that you couldve known i was a jew.

i just wondered what you meant by it.

[bearswitness]

What's a jew no nevermind I don't care. Are you human?

[ambitionroad]

uh yeah arent we all?

[bearswitness]

No. I'm not and neither is the wall don't go around assuming things like that it's so typically self-centered of you people.

Anyway. That's what I meant by it.

[ambitionroad]

us human people. got it.

[bearswitness]

I could go on about how messily if you want but you would probably find that creepy.

[ambitionroad]

too late on the creepy thing, dude.