We're Not Eating Nerds Anymore, Alice
Nerds are probably my favorite candy of all time. I love them. I inhale them. I devour them. They are sugar's best form. I've never had a negative experience involving Nerds. Until now.
I was laying in bed eating an economy-size box of Nerds. And to the surprise of only people who have never met me even once, I spilled a couple of them onto my bed. Because of my extreme love, I decided to eat them anyway. MISTAKE.
A few seconds after I started munching away, I noticed a weird taste in my mouth. This doesn't taste like Nerds, I thought. I looked around the room, and saw that Alice had tracked some cat litter crystals near her litter box and also in her favorite chair. That's when I realized..
..I WAS MUNCHING ON A CAT LITTER CRYSTAL.
I rushed to the bathroom sink like my tighty-whiteys were on fire. It was gross.
I have to admit, though, I'm still eating Nerds.
I was laying in bed eating an economy-size box of Nerds. And to the surprise of only people who have never met me even once, I spilled a couple of them onto my bed. Because of my extreme love, I decided to eat them anyway. MISTAKE.
A few seconds after I started munching away, I noticed a weird taste in my mouth. This doesn't taste like Nerds, I thought. I looked around the room, and saw that Alice had tracked some cat litter crystals near her litter box and also in her favorite chair. That's when I realized..
..I WAS MUNCHING ON A CAT LITTER CRYSTAL.
I rushed to the bathroom sink like my tighty-whiteys were on fire. It was gross.
I have to admit, though, I'm still eating Nerds.