To whatever stole my toothpaste...
Hilarious. You disappeared my toothpaste from my shelf, probably while I was still in the house. I can respect that. But now it's time to give it back. I've searched the drawers under the shelf, no toothpaste among the socks. I've looked underneath all of the books, papers and random wires all over my desk. No toothpaste. I know I still have that tube of travel toothpaste to get through, but I want my toothpaste with a stripe of minty freshness. And just so you know, if you start stealing my toothbrushes, I'm coming after you.