Twenty-Fifth Trick: Child's Play
I've been asked if I want to go to the pumpkin patch and carve one for the holiday, and for the life of me I can't imagine why. I've never had a Halloween celebration in my life. It all seems to childish and silly. Why would I want to dress up and pretend to be something I'm not just for some candy and fake scares? I like who I am, I get to wear costumes every day as it is, and there's enough really scary things that I've seen happen that I have no desire to act like I'm afraid of some idiot in a sheet and chains. It's just something for little kids, that's all.
...All right, maybe it sounds a little bit fun, but that doesn't mean I'm going.
...All right, maybe it sounds a little bit fun, but that doesn't mean I'm going.