Twenty Second Trick: [[Voice]]

[spinningdiabolo]

[The device comes on with a loud crack, as if it had been hit with something, and rhythmic thumping can be heard in the background.]]

I...

[Thump]

Have...

[Thump, followed by a squeal]

Had...

[Thump, more squealing]

Enough...

[Thump]

Of you!

[There is a tremondous bang, followed by several more distressed squealing noises, and then silence save the sound of

Comments

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[quackingly]

These things are so CREEPY! I wish they'd just leave us alone! I like my teeth! I can't eat as a girl without my teeth!

Aww, look, attention for ME! (1/3)

[spinningdiabolo]

I know! I could understand trying to steal almost anything else but...

(2/3)

[spinningdiabolo]

...

(3/3)

[spinningdiabolo]

Wait, what do you mean, "as a girl?"

[quackingly]

QU--aaaaaahhhh um. Well. I mean. You know, there's things that don't have teeth that can still eat. Like UHHHHHH bugs! yeah! Butterflies don't have teeth! And uh...birds?

[spinningdiabolo]

Yes, but you aren't a butterfly or a bird...

[quackingly]

Um, well...

...About that. It's not really a secret now, so...

[spinningdiabolo]

Oh. I see.

[quackingly]

...............

You do?

[spinningdiabolo]

No, not really. But it's a secret, you said.

[quackingly]

No, not anymore. I was keeping it a secret because I was embarrassed, but i made a mistake and most people found out. You don't know only because you're new and I haven't had the guts to tell you, yet. But that's not really fair, either.

[spinningdiabolo]

No, it's not.

...but...I don't want to you to feel like you have to. I'm trying to be nicer.

[quackingly]

...

I'm a duck.

Insert disbelieving face here

[spinningdiabolo]

...no you aren't. You're a girl. We already figured that out.

[quackingly]

No. I'm a duck that wants to be a girl. But I'm not. I'm just a bird. If I take off my pendant I turn back into a duck.

...I know it's really weird.

[spinningdiabolo]

...oh. That's unexpected. Why would you do that to yourself?