So I get this little slip in the mail saying that I missed a letter that had to be signed for, from Archbishop Molloy. So, of course, logically, I flipped out, "Oh my God they kicked me out." I called Jacki, Kerri and Laura and they all had no idea.
Jill: Did you get a letter from Molloy that you had to sign for?
Jacki: Not that I know of.
Jill: Well I did, but I missed it.
Jacki: Oh.
Jill: Maybe they kicked me out!
Jacki: You're an idiot, goodbye.
I love my Jacki.
Anyway, so I continued to flip out, I even CALLED school. [The office was closed.]
So, after my dad finished cooking the dinner I will not eat, we got into the car and drove the mailman's route around town. Looking down block after block and I was panicing.
Dad: I want to get the car cleaned before we go back to school.
Jill: That is, if I'm still going to be in school.
Anyway, so we couldn't find the mailman, thus we headed back towards the post office. And as we're driving back down Jericho, I spot that little white truck of fate. We pulled up next to the maillady and my dad hands her the slip, she pulled over and gives me my letter.
I'm sure you're just dying to find out what it said.
JILL,
HAD TO MAKE YOU WAIT A LITTLE BIT. COULDN'T GIVE YOU THE CERTIFICATE IN FRONT OF ANTHONY C. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE TWO THEORY CLASSES, WE'RE EVEN. ENJOY THE TIME BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS, SAY HELLO TO YOUR DAD FOR ME.
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID WITH THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T WANT TO VISIT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL, THEY SCARE ME.
OO
MR. RODGERS
So, I'm done with Driver's Ed and I can schedule my road test. Nice.