Procrastinating

I've been skimming the newly posted legal draft of "Midnight Sun" (the new Twilight book that got leaked onto the internet, so Stephanie Meyer was like eh, fine, read it legally) and ohhhhhhhh my gosh this is freaking hilarious. I really want to read these books now just to laugh at them, and yet I'm not sure I can actually handle this much emo-angst. BTW, Midnight Sun is the first book, Twilight, but from Edward's point of view instead of Bella's. ACTUAL QUOTE:

"It shouldn't be so hard for me to do the right thing. But, all afternoon, I was gritting my teeth against the urge that had me yearning to ditch, too--in order to go find the girl again.

Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker."