I'M SO DRAAAAAAAAAAINED
So. I like Jon and Alec, Jon likes Haylee, Haylee has a boyfriend, Alec likes Emily and Emily likes Alec back, Jon may/may not hate me but either way he's being a pretentious little shithead, I'm guessing Alec just thinks I'm a really good friend, Andrew likes Maggie, Maggie doesn't really like anyone, and Andrew and I commiserate and play Nick Carraway to each other as we wallow in our single-ness and feelings of inadequacy.
BUT I AM NOT GOING TO FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT.
Today was the Day of Drastic Changes in the form of a girls' day out. By which I mean we went to the mall, bought slinky/slutty party clothes (WHERE IS THE REST OF THE SKIRT!?), and then I chopped all my hair off and got my ears pierced! It was about time that all of these things happened. :)
Kate and Haylee were very supportive during the latter activity.
And when I say slutty, I mean slutty for me. Which remains quite reasonable compared to most others. Throwing that out there.
To sum up everything else:
Dear Falstaff,
Next year I will not be attending the Spectrum Masquerade.
Sincerely,
There Were Too Many Girls Trying To Hump Me And I Didn't Appreciate It.
Dear Dan,
Please supply us with hard liquor next week.
Sincerely,
I Don't Like Beer Because It's Disgusting And Also I Would Have To Drink Like Five Of Them And That Would Make Anyone Sick Because Let's Face It It's Like Eating A Fucking Loaf Of Bread.
Dear Kate,
Your cuteness with Dan is giving me cavities.
Sincerely,
I Totally Ship That <3
Dear Alec,
Stop sending me mixed signals when I know you're totally in love with this other girl.
Sincerely,
I'm Just Chilling In My Room And I Didn't Drink At All So Obviously I'm Fine But Thanks For Checking Up On Me.
Dear Paper For Prof. Casey,
Please appear on my desk magically finished by tomorrow.
Sincerely,
I Would Like To Do Other Things With My Sunday.
Dear Ears,
Ow.
Sincerely,
OW FUCK.
BUT I AM NOT GOING TO FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT.
Today was the Day of Drastic Changes in the form of a girls' day out. By which I mean we went to the mall, bought slinky/slutty party clothes (WHERE IS THE REST OF THE SKIRT!?), and then I chopped all my hair off and got my ears pierced! It was about time that all of these things happened. :)
Kate and Haylee were very supportive during the latter activity.
And when I say slutty, I mean slutty for me. Which remains quite reasonable compared to most others. Throwing that out there.
To sum up everything else:
Dear Falstaff,
Next year I will not be attending the Spectrum Masquerade.
Sincerely,
There Were Too Many Girls Trying To Hump Me And I Didn't Appreciate It.
Dear Dan,
Please supply us with hard liquor next week.
Sincerely,
I Don't Like Beer Because It's Disgusting And Also I Would Have To Drink Like Five Of Them And That Would Make Anyone Sick Because Let's Face It It's Like Eating A Fucking Loaf Of Bread.
Dear Kate,
Your cuteness with Dan is giving me cavities.
Sincerely,
I Totally Ship That <3
Dear Alec,
Stop sending me mixed signals when I know you're totally in love with this other girl.
Sincerely,
I'm Just Chilling In My Room And I Didn't Drink At All So Obviously I'm Fine But Thanks For Checking Up On Me.
Dear Paper For Prof. Casey,
Please appear on my desk magically finished by tomorrow.
Sincerely,
I Would Like To Do Other Things With My Sunday.
Dear Ears,
Ow.
Sincerely,
OW FUCK.