Army Life part 1000

Jul 19, 2007 22:31

"Man, this shit's gotta hurry up!!" he shouted at the washers as I dumped my clothes into the empty washer next to him. "I have to GO!!"

The guy's in my class, and I was feeling friendly, so I said, "Where you going?"

"Hanging out with this pregnant chick, man!!" he exclaimed. "She's totally hot, and I don't even have to use a condom...because she's already knocked up!! Awesome."

Oh Army, I love you...
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