The Society For the Study of Modern Romance Presents...!

[kanandesu]

Kanan Miyamoto here, alongside Ren Ikuhara! Today we're bringing you a list of every last guy in the academy, alongside their general dateability. Are they hot or are they not?! Also, this idea is 100% original and twice as awesome as that ripoff hack's work. We have two people!

U-Uhm, hi! R-Ren Ikuhara here, t-to help m-my best friend with her c-

Comments

[leekleaf]

Ain't you heard th' latest, Miyamoto? I hang out with 'Mado 'n' Ren now.

[kanandesu]

REALLY?!

*look to Ren*

This detail seems important!

[leekleaf]

That arm's fully functional. Think I heard Ren sayin' he had 'magic fingers'.

[kanandesu]

...Really? Tell me more tell me more!

[leekleaf]

Well it doesn't look like there's enough room for a piston...

[kanandesu]

But it might have a cable that'll let the hand detach... he could, like...

Fufufu....

[leekleaf]

That just sounds uncomfortable.

[kanandesu]

Imagine! A cable biting into Ren's delicate flesh as the hand on the end gropes a breast... or... something much more... delicate♥

[leekleaf]

Wouldn' it be easier t'just use rope? Think it'd only be useful f'r that if it were an extra hand.

[kanandesu]

Rope takes up room, Riku, that cable he's got is much better for spur-of-the-moment activities... like, say, when he ambushes her in the women's restroom!

[leekleaf]

...Why'd the cable take up any less room?

[kanandesu]

Because it fits IN his arm. Like batman's grappling hook thingy. You can't tell it's got a long cable until SHWIP it's out.

[leekleaf]

...That ain't how it works.

Also, tyin' 'er up with one hand'd be troublesome.

[kanandesu]

Riku.

Doujinshi.

Seriously.

[leekleaf]

...See, you fantasize, I just wonder.

[kanandesu]

And that is all the difference in the world!♥