keeping score on being a...

May 11, 2005 00:50

while cleaning a girl's residence room today i found something that proved that society is in fact degrading to uselessness.

on a message board read:

Kissing: 5 points
Touching/Fondling: 10 points
Receiving: 10 points
Giving: 20 points
Sex: 25 points
Cheating: 50 points
Sex in a public place: 60 points

Rules:

1. must wait a 24 hour period if the actions are with the same person
2. points cannot be scored with a boyfriend
3. NO PROSTITUTION

on the back was a scorecard. this might be funny if it weren't so ridiculously sad.
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